HAHA, I'm gonna get laid!!
 

Look what I got by e-mail today:

I saw your profile online and thought we should meet
I am a 21 year old college student trying to find friends
to chat with. Hit me up anytime I am always online chatting here.
http://fried.duckconfit.com/m/l?2t9-9wnm-1-4r5f-329w


Melissa




strage thing is I didn't even leave my profile anywhere online! She probably made a mistake, but I'm gonna fuck her anyways!!

:Graucho :Graucho :Graucho

HAHA, it's spam you loser.

Welcome to the intraweb. I got my first message like that about 8 years ago :)

I get 10 of those a day

NO IT'S NOT

I'm gonna get laid and you're just jealous

i think he left out the [sarcasm] tags

I think that link completely fucked up my computer. What the hell did you post that link for dude??

I think he was being sarcastic.

If not, he should leave internet and never come back.

apparently most gfyers still need them :helpme

im just a sexy girl

:1orglaugh

Everytime you say you are going to get laid I see your purple (suposed to be green) dinosaure in your sig from the corner of my eye and It makes me crack up. It's like he's excited for you :)

lol
this line always makes me laugh

And my dick is gonna grow 2 inches, lol.

Good one!

:thumbsup

he is!

HAHA
my email said mine is gonna grow 4!

i bet you dont know how it has oroginated

you got me

i love you all

you all thought this was a serious post

he was being sarastic you morons

no , whatevever spam technique you are trying , we won't gonna sign under your refcode for fastsize .


god, can someone ban this asshole?

don't worry, sarcastic posts fly by 70% of gfyer's

you see it all the time.

who stole your lunch money today?

private spam?:Graucho :1orglaugh

thats cool but I keep winning the lorttery and today some dude in Nigeria wants to send me 50million $!

i fucked her last week, she bites

fuck, them nigerians are rich!

some guy wanted to send me $70mil...but I had to transfer 2 mil to him first...

what an idiot!
I still win 68 mil
:1orglaugh

i heard melissa was a tranny

not my Melissa! :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oh yeah!

her name used to be carlos

If this is true, will you get that on vid?