Adult.com's new Volunteer Employee
 

We couldn't turn him away. He decided that he no longer wanted to make money but just wanted to spend time helping us out for free. So we couldn't say NO!

http://www.dirtyjohn.com/pictures/newemployee.jpg

He is such a diligent worker too!

can i volunteer too? :glugglug

He don't look happy...

I think the office needs some interior decortating or somthing it reminds of corporate hell.:thumbsup

Welcome aboard Aaron!!! :thumbsup

loryn u need to spice up his office space! lol

Office Space :1orglaugh

Well he was a little worried at first but then he found that Volunteering has it's perks!

http://www.dirtyjohn.com/pictures/underdesk.jpg

awww, what a sweetheart. :winkwink:

no shit, give the man a plant or nudie calendar for God's sake.

edit: nm, Loryn is all the perking up any desk could need.

Actually I just cleaned out the space the other day. It's an empty desk with a computer on it. :winkwink:

Loryn needed a new work space anyways. She has been asking for a change of scenery for months!

LOL dare i ask if tofu is under your desk?

if so.. RUN TOFU RUN!

poor barry

You just described my dream job.

Eric, you gotta walk over and go...

"yeah hi... how's it goin? Great, look... I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Saturday.... around... 9.... that would be great... oh, and you might as well go ahead and come in on Sunday as well... ok? great... thanx" :winkwink:

OWNED?:1orglaugh

I take it you've seen that lap before?? :1orglaugh

Well I'm telling him no more secrets then ;)

Are you kidding I already took his stapler!

Grats Arron nice job there, Sacramento facility or is it some other place?

Loryn is trying to give LAP TOP a whole new meaning!

oh god.. tofu run hun... push the chair out and get out from under the desk...

Indeed. :glugglug

Those are job perks? Have any open slots for volunteer positions? I'll move up to Sac ASAP!

AW thank you girl!!! :thumbsup

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Next step is to move his desk down to the basement! :thumbsup

I'm shooting for Volunteer Employee of the Month. I hear Eric gives lap dances in the GFY thong. Oh God I'm getting moist just thinking about it!

Does this mean some work might get done ??

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watch out, he might burn down the building:helpme

rotfl

Well why did ya put him in the corner? NO ONE puts baby in the corner......... (anyone see dirty dancing?). LOL

Give the guy a nice set of tits or something to look at and he'll be loyal for life..... even for free..... LMAO

If he will be working i have some work for him to do on gfy.. 2 maybe 3 days of work.. I built some software to help him.

Damn. I hear you have to be UBER l33t to even volunteer to work there. :(

Looks like I need to take a trip.

WOW!! I wonder if he would do some volunteer work for me?? haha....go aaron go!!!!

Sunny Leone

I think we should make him do it. haha

Sunny Leone

if he does.... i know someone to pull the fire alarm. :)

is surfing porn allowed as a volunteer? :1orglaugh

I think it would make people much happier to see you do it.

Better idea... how about you BOTH do it.

In a fucking heartbeat!

I'm a bit upset. I know there is no money left in adult so I took this position solely because Lensman told me that Eric would toss my salad at least twice a day. So far....No action from Eric.

Oh...and all of the Adult.com freebies that you all bitch about not getting.....I just stole them all and packed them in my car. :glugglug

he likes his stapler too

http://www.gothamist.com/images/milton_looks.jpg

Sig.

hahaha that is so office space...lol