A commonly overlooked movie fuck up.
 

We have all seen the guns that never run out of bullets and all that other shit.

I am referring to the fat guys hanging out in their hotel suites and they always have a hotel robe on that actually fits. This is horse shit!

I have stayed at MANY nice hotels and the robes NEVER fit me. It's discrimination. I'm gonna sue them all.

Bastards. :321GFY

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that's why they have 2 hanging, put one on each half :)

This seemed like a good idea so I just tried it. Then I walked out onto my balcony which is directly over the restsurant terrace. I got horrified looks from several people. :(

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lose some fucken weight then!! better on your health, fuck buying blankets and making them in to robe's

Fuck conforming.

lol.. good one.. made me spit out sprit thru my nose..:thumbsup

Leo's getting larger

AaronM, you always gotta find a way to make my laugh!!:winkwink: :1orglaugh

Aaron always has a way of making it look like I am making a FAT JOKE towards him. Anytime I say anything to him, he always says, "So, you are making fun of the fat guy eh?"...he always embarrasses me. You DONT NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT HONEY. Do not conform.

Man: I'm sorry sir, but our facilities are not equipped to suit your needs.
Homer: What are you talking about?
Man: Oh what I'm saying sir is that a man of your... carriage wouldn't possibly fit in our seats.
Homer: I could sit in the aisle!
Man: I'm afraid that would violate the fire code.
Guy: Hey fatty! I've got a movie for you! A Fridge Too Far!

Is marriage still an option for us or have you found another to fill the void? :winkwink:

I have not found anyone to fill the void! But where did this come from? I thought we were talking about your weight?

If anything, given the overweight/obesity statistics these days, staying fat would be considered conforming these days.

No, I was talking about hotel robes and movies. You are the person who decided to make my weight part of this conversation (Calling me fat again?).

So...Back to my initial post....There is another robe in the closet if you would care to put it on and joing me on the balcony. :glugglug

That's a valid point if you were only looking at the US population. The entire world is not made up of fat bastards.

HOW did I know you were gonna turn WHATEVER I said, into me CALLING YOU FAT....geeez....YOU MAKE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF!
You always have a way of embarassing me.

Have I ever told you about the time in ATL where I was in the elevator with 3 hot chicks......




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Nevermind. :glugglug

I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO knew that was coming...But really, how can I POSSIBLY even begin to compete with 3 beautiful models..Vanilla, Ivy, and Loryn? I don't blame ya.

hehe..so true Aaron..I have the same problem fitting into slippers at hotels and spas. You'd think size 12-13 shouldn't be a prob..

Why does everything have to be a competition? :glugglug


I am very close with 2 of the ladies you mentioned and although I love them to death...They are missing one vital trait.

They are not Canadian.

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Thank god i wasnt drinking just now... otherwise i wouldve sprayed my monitor with coffee. :1orglaugh

Why do you want to wear a hotel robe? They are scractchy feeling.

Try staying at nicer hotels, Lee.