slurpers... are they legal to shoot?
 

There's a guy in the office who slurps when he drinks or eats soup.

Why can't he just pour the pop from the can into his mouth... why does he have to slurp it in?
Why can't he just put the spoon of soup into his mouth?!?!

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What would you do in this situation??

I also have a strong affection for those who chew with their mouthes open.

And don't forget the farters and burpers, we love them too!

That I can deal with... sorta, to an extent.

But those slurpers and people who eat with their mouths open.... ugh, makes me wish I had removable ears.

Bottle my rage up inside until I start having chest pains and high blood pressure. That's not the best course of action, but that's what I do.

Luckily I don't have a problem with slurpers, but there is a bad case of noisy gum chewing in my household.