wtf.. some van just slowly pulled up in front of my house..
 

and shut their lights off as i was peaking out the window and some kid got out and started tip toeing into my driveway as if to rob our cars or something.. i jumped up and crammed a roll of quarters in my fist and ran out outside to knock the kid out and call the cops but he sprinted back to the van and took off as soon as i opened the door.. now im regretting not jumping out the window and going after the driver.. i don't make smart decisions in the heat of the moment... :feels-hot :feels-hot :feels-hot fuckin little punks

shoulda ran faster!

you're so cool. All this excitement... and on a school night.

1) school is out
2) i haven't been to high school in 3 years
3) what's your paypal, i'll send you $100.00 if you'll stop stalking me (seriously)

dang mister I just wanted to sell u some cookies, no need to chase me.

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so u dropped out freshman yr huh?

Keep the $100, maybe you can buy yourself a better story.

I sale short stories :Graucho

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He was probably wanting to buy an 800kb banner for $8.

Damn good thing you ran out. You narrowly avoided a flaming bag of poo on your doorstep.

ill take the 100 bucks, [email protected] :)

I keep a mag light and a 9 iron next to the door in my closet ..

I've run out of my house ready to swing it a couple times when shits happened in my neighborhood...

Just remember to only whoop their ass on your property, if they are running away, you are now the criminal if you beat their ass..

Do not let them get away...

sucker alert ^

Next time just wake your mom and dad up and let them handle it.

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uhh Highschool Senior year you are 17-18 so now you are 21?

LMFAO

Are you bored?

... and suddenly you woke up and it was morning....

The FBI is after you becasue you are such a l33t hotmail "hacker" that steals celebrity e-mail accounts. :321GFY

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hes a high school drop out lol

Such a vivid imagination you have!

I feel bad..... 187 hasn't posted again since. Did he get mad and break a lamp or something? Maybe his mom grounded him?