Break up lines
 

What break-up line that you usually use?

When I sobered up, I realized just how much of a pig you are......

How about a big fat no?

Its not me, its you.

LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

The best one yet, and so true but ppl always get fuckn mad hurt with this one fo sho!

another one:

"I just need my space"

Aint it a bitch lol :1orglaugh

why give her a line.


here is a good one.

have sex with her one last time...cum all over her chest etc, and be pulling your pants on and walk out the door before it has time to cool.



she wont be back


ps.i have never done this...good luck

I have herpes...

tell her you are gay

here's 2000 baht ($50).

my real name is SoBeGirl

lol wont she be askin for more after that? rather then she leave me? lol :1orglaugh

and then what? she tells me "its ok i have HIV" :1orglaugh

See ya bitch!

ho really?

your roommate/x-girlfriend is such a better fuck than you.

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeYA!

Mom is gonna find out! :1orglaugh

you actually used that? wow :1orglaugh

I've discovered my inner child and we've decided that you're icky.

nice one:winkwink:

You came inside of me, you fuck....

SEE YA..LOL

Get the fuck out of my face,

haha :1orglaugh

I wanna piss in you ... :thumbsup