The Attorney General proposed new regulations
 

Just read this and thought I'd share.


The Attorney General proposed new regulations relating the record keeping
requirements for adult films and adult websites. Saying he wants to ensure no minors are used in sexually explicit books, films, magazines, and Websites, Attorney General John Ashhahahahaha called tough records inspections for the adult entertainment industry.

The new proposal would tighten the list of acceptable forms of identification and scrap college ID and Selective Service cards, while also requiring forms of ID be accessible to government agencies to guarantee their legitimacy.

Ashhahahahaha said new guidelines would be finalized following a period of public comment.

"These changes will put teeth into our efforts to ensure that children are not being used as performers in the sexually explicit productions of the media," he told a Washington press conference. "There will be no excuses for anyone who takes part in abusing children for sexually explicit productions."

If you have not had your records reviewed by an adult entertainment
attorney...now is the time to do so.