Women a key rules is:
 

When u invite me in dont have a friend there because when u say the words " u want to come in? " it gets me thinking of fucking u in the ass,

do u want me to fuck your friend in the ass also?

im just not sure.

:1orglaugh

oookkkk :1orglaugh

last time a chick tried to give me a handjob i put 5 spoonfulls of peanut butter in her mouth and she sucked my cock like a dehydrated dog.

why someone would give a handjob? i got 2 hands, both probly stronger than yours.

im just not sure.

lmao...i like this guy...

prolly was disgusted with you and wanted to end the ordeal by jacking you off.


hint: she's afetr your money.

nah this one didnt go for a handjob, there is no way id let that happen,

and about the money part i have a shirt that says:

FRONT:

BITCH AIN'T GETTIN' MY

BACK:

$

When she lets you in, bang her while her friend licks your roast beef ass.









(you knew it was coming) :1orglaugh