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emmanuelle 06-15-2004 07:17 AM

How's THIS for retention?
 
ok, ok, he was a long time member who made the mistake of cancelling. But he's right back like a boomerang :-)


Email #1:
Subject: Emma, I miss you and your site, could I come back?


I should not have left, and I would like to resubscribe, if you will allow me to come back.
(name withheld).


A week later:

Subject: Please talk to me, Emma. I'm begging you.


I know you have every right to be angry with me, and I truly apologize for my words and my actions in leaving.

I offer no explanation for my decisions in the past, but I value you as a lady and friend.

I beg you to forgive me and at least yell at me if you want to. I appreciate all the special things that you have done for me, and I can't repay those kindnesses.

I have rejoined the website, but it's not the same without your love and friendship.

Please let me hear from you. Thank Ryan for me. Thank all your guys, and to whatever end you may still want me to be part of the building of your site, I'd be honored to help.

Your buddy,
(name withheld)


NAUGHTY NICHE SITES ROCK :) :) :)

AVM 06-15-2004 07:21 AM

HAHA, what a fucking loser. Major major attachment issues.

Kudos however on retaining the customer :thumbsup

DaLord 06-15-2004 07:22 AM

Well I'm serious.... take me back and let me pay your BW bills :Graucho

emmanuelle 06-15-2004 07:52 AM

He's not a loser at all- he's a valued member, and emails like this are not uncommon to us.
We spend a lot of time making our members feel special, and situations like this make us realize just how rare that is.
This particular member not only received regular correspondance; (personal, not form letters) but we had his fav model make a personalized clip for him that wasnt even posted on the site.

did I mention that our retention kicks ass?

:glugglug

bluff 06-15-2004 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by emmanuelle
He's not a loser at all- he's a valued member, and emails like this are not uncommon to us.
We spend a lot of time making our members feel special, and situations like this make us realize just how rare that is.
This particular member not only received regular correspondance; (personal, not form letters) but we had his fav model make a personalized clip for him that wasnt even posted on the site.

did I mention that our retention kicks ass?

:glugglug

That's the way it should be :thumbsup

emmanuelle 06-15-2004 10:13 AM

Great minds think alike :winkwink:

Tom_PMs 06-15-2004 10:14 AM

Sounds like he's angling for a spanking :Graucho

Deepai 06-15-2004 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by emmanuelle
He's not a loser at all- he's a valued member, and emails like this are not uncommon to us.

Yea but posting the emails sure do make him look like a loser...:2 cents:

Global Dialers 06-15-2004 10:38 AM

stalker central :helpme

emmanuelle 06-15-2004 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tom_PM
Sounds like he's angling for a spanking :Graucho

We dont do spanking
(yet) http://www.gofuckyourself.com/images...es/NEW/338.gif

cherrylula 06-15-2004 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deepai
Yea but posting the emails sure do make him look like a loser...:2 cents:
those losers buy porn, be thankful for lonely guys :2 cents:

notjoe 06-15-2004 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deepai
Yea but posting the emails sure do make him look like a loser...:2 cents:
I guess anyone who runs any sort of website where content is needed must be a loser as well then? You see, just like a member of a paysite lots of us here go out shopping for content to best suit their own needs..

The only loser i see is some assmunch with 73 posts. BTW, which hickville are you from? the "emails sure do make..." gives it away :thumbsup

emmanuelle 06-15-2004 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by notjoe


The only loser i see is some assmunch with 73 posts. BTW, which hickville are you from? the "emails sure do make..." gives it away :thumbsup


He's just jealous that he doesnt get any fan mail. I could send him some to make him feel better; we get lots:1orglaugh

Easton 06-15-2004 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by emmanuelle
ok, ok, he was a long time member who made the mistake of cancelling. But he's right back like a boomerang :-)


Email #1:
Subject: Emma, I miss you and your site, could I come back?


I should not have left, and I would like to resubscribe, if you will allow me to come back.

congrats but i don't get it... can't her just re-join again?

why does he need to ask for your permission to join the site again? i musta missed something...

anyhow, cool job on making them miss your content! :)


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