Realize it homos. Bow.
 

When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide
Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride
Till I get to the bottom and I see you again.

Do you, don't you want me to love you
I'm coming down fast but I'm miles above you
Tell me tell me tell me come on tell me the answer
You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer.

Helter skelter helter skelter
Helter skelter.

Will you, won't you want me to make you
I'm coming down fast but don't let me break you
Tell me tell me tell me the answer
You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer.

Look out helter skelter helter skelter
Helter skelter

Look out, cause here she comes.

When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide
And I stop and I turn and I go for a ride
And I get to the bottom and I see you again

Well do you, don't you want me to make you
I'm coming down fast but don't let me break you
Tell me tell me tell me the answer
You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer.

Look out helter skelter helter skelter
Helter skelter
Look out helter skelter
She's coming down fast
Yes she is
Yes she is.

:glugglug

I love Motley Crue's version of that.

Ten minutes flat after that day at the factory
I'm Drinking like a dog in the sun
I don't need to eat or sleep or work, at the weekend
Drop my guts
And I can't wait for my next drink
The first one is gonna sink

I'm the last of the big time drinkers
I take pride in my work
Last of the big time drinkers
The beer don't taste the same without my name painted on the glass

I don't live to work, I work to live, I live at the weekend
I nearly spent a week in the sun
Come home with my bird, sheets thrown out the window
And sunday morning comes
And I can't wait for my next drink
The first one is gonna sink

I'm the last of the big time drinkers
I take pride in my work
Last of the big time drinkers
The beer don't taste the same without my name painted on the glass

And I can't wait for my next drink
The first one is gonna sink

I'm the last of the big time drinkers
I take pride in my work
Last of the big time drinkers
Just give me half a pint of slops
Last of the big time drinkers
I take pride in my job
Last of the big time drinkers

Mmmmm.. free pointless lyrics by tgf. Good.