GFY Fuckups I am offering you my service as life coach for 180 days
 

I will give you advice on any and all aspects of your life. This advice guaranteed to turn your life around if you apply it. I can help you avoid :

hitting your dad
having sex with 15 year olds
baby momma issues
bus driver fellatio
driving 400 miles to fight a message board personality
gambling
begging for donations
soullessness
alcoholism
etc

Common sense, logical, applicable advice certain to bring you the kind of copasetic existence the rest of us enjoy

How about brain dumps where you can't think of anything to post?

life coach? lmao...

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don't post

yes, you may have called yours Mom or Dad ( if you were lucky)

i specialize in the disease of Republicanism

How much you charging?

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Free for the first 180 days as a public service. After that I think anyone could ask themselves "What Would m00d do?"

Wow, sounds like a great deal!

sounds good :thumbsup

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