So some PIG decides to pull me over for "no turn on red"
 

Roads are dead , I blow it all the time... Fucker puills me over.

Comes up looks at the 4 polices stickers on the windshield....say you live in PLainview , I am like yeah. He goes were did you get all those stickers. I tell him i donate money to you guys every year through my busines. He goes you got a business card I am like yeah .

So i hand him over some , and tell him if you or your buddies need books shoot me a email Ill take care of you... he goes have a good night. Didnt give me a ticket.


Fuckers got nothing better to do than bother me while i am crusing home :ak47: :ak47: PIGS

YOu're lucky I hear Izzzy has to get by with a hand job.

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you gave him a "juicy" card?

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http://www.mrizzz.com/pics/gfy/erossign.jpg

LOL that would be funny.

You probably have that url bookmarked.
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yeah i then opened my wallet to gice him biz card and he saw the two badges in there and was like shit loll

yup, and i have my trigger finger ready to pull the trigger on it at all times:1orglaugh

That pic is just NOT RIGHT!!!!!!

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:1orglaugh that pic cracks me up