The Great NationalNet Laptop Giveaway!!
 

NationalNet is happy to announce the First Ever Great NationalNet Laptop Giveaway!!

What can I win? A brand new Dell Inspiron 8500 with 2.0Mhz Processor, 1024 RAM, 16" Display, wireless card...the works! This Laptop is the same one used by our Executive Vice President on a daily basis and cost us over $3,000!!!

When can I win? At any of the upcoming tradeshows! Just look for NationalNet to be hosting an event and you can win there!!

How do I win? Well thats the tricky part...see you will need to wait until no one is looking, sneak into one of the closed doors at one of our parties and see a laptop sitting there. Unplug it, tuck it under your clothes and run out of the door as fast as possible before I or any member of my staff catches you. If you can do that, then you too can be a winner!!!

Can it really be done? Why of course it can...just ask the low life cock sucker that stole the one from our Hospitality Suite in San Diego. Yes, he competely got away with it scott free.....well, so far anyway.

Is there a catch? Yes, there is catch. You can't tell a living soul that you were the one that stole it. If you do, the odds are that I will find out and no matter where on the globe you live I will hunt you down and beat your ass like you mother should have when you were a kid. You will regret the day that you ever heard of me or any of my companies. I will spend 1,000 times the value of that laptop just for the satisfaction of knowing that your ass is laid on a street corner somewhere half dead and begging for the other half.

I HATE A FUCKING THIEF! :mad:

....and people wonder why the sponsors can't do the really nice parties anymore. Jeeez.



--T

That just blows man.... Your parties have always been my favorite at any show.

Thats some shit news there man. Hope you recover the lappie and find the bastard.

Great contest!

:thumbsup

I wish the winner the best!!!

Scumbag.

Holy shit.. thats fucking LOW man..

Real sorry someone did that to you... Thats mighty low, not to mention criminal..

Best of luck tracking it down.

I am sorry to hear that

I saw lots of GIRLS going to the room in the back the first night.

I fucking hate thieves. If I find out anything i will beat thier ass for you and get your stuff back !!!


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Is there a reward for valuable information?

How much?

On out move from NO to Tampa, we had 4 computers stolen.

I hate fucking theives!!!

I wouldnt want to mess with National Net, they are some pretty big boys..

I hope someone with a spine sends it back Fedex.

I am offering a Bounty, payable on an ePassporte card in the amount of $1000. This is payable when Tony gets the laptop back and when we have definitive proof of the thief's identity.

One catch: I get a swing of the baseball bat right after Tony.

Come on people, you know a grand is worth a rollover on a thief! Turn in this fucker and make some money.....

People like the one that stole this laptop are going to be the reason people like Tony Morgan stop hosting events. Assholes!

Sorry to Tony and the Nat Net guys for the loss, although I know the economic loss is nothing compared to the loss of confidence in who can be invited to events.

C

That just sucks
fucking thiefs :mad:

that is fucked....

I spoke to bill today about the laptop ...thats bullshit ...this is something that shouldnt happen at these events....esepecially to a company like National-Net .......being such a large player in hosting events that we get to take advantage of for FREE.... I personally have been with National-Net when they rent out the top floor of a club so we can have a good time in privacy ....and for someone to steal from them is just fucked up...

I too will donate to the reward ..maybe not money but

We will donate plugins from http://illcontent.com and free traffic from http://illcash.com to anywhere you choose for a month ..


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I talked with Bill about this over lunch the other day. It really sucks that you guys threw such an awesome suite and party at On Broadway and get fucked like this.

Nice offer Chris. As for the baseball bat however, you'll have to wait in line behind me :Graucho

It's taken me most of the day just to get to the point where I can get some work done using a laptop that we had sitting around.

I really would like to hope that it's someone I do NOT know, as I would hate to think that someone I DO know would repay our hospitality by swiping my laptop.

First Aaron's camera, now a NatNet laptop? And from a hospitality suite!! Whoever stole it has some nerve to steal from NatNet after they would host a hospitality suite party. Absolutely can't believe that webmasters would do such a thing. Best of luck on retrieving it Tony and a great offer from Chris to offer such a bounty to help out.

WG

I fucking hate thieves!

The NationalNet team is so very giving and hospitable at the shows, it makes me sick to think that some motherfucker stole equipment from their suite. It's bad enough that so many people don't even say "Thank You!" when they come through..

I'll match the bounty Chris put on the thief under the same conditions. If they actually have "friends" that were aware of this, shame on them all. However, it's not too late for someone to roll on the thief - clearly the bounty here is now much greater than the laptop value. Turn the scumbag in!

:feels-hot

Brad

Fuck that sucks Tony.

You guys do so many nice things for people at shows and are unbelievably generous to everyone.

Chris and Brad I will match your offer of the $1,000

So now that is 3k up for grabs if you roll over on this theif.

I fucking hate shit like this....

DH

Ah man, I thought this was for real. I need a laptop.

Sorry to hear about your loss guys. That sucks. Some people just have NO CLASS.

I heard about that :( Once again, National Net gets kicked in the balls when they try to do something good for the webmaster community. :mad: :mad: :mad:

If anyone knows who did this, PLEASE do the right thing and turn them in. This is lower than low. :(

That sucks!

The bounty is $3000 Now plus additional non-monetary recumberances.


TURN HIM IN!


FREE $3 grand!

yay, lets see a fight!

Thanks Jamie...very cool!

The parties in the penthouse suite were a last minute thing that Matt and I came up with when the suite became available. We had tons of good, fun people in the suite, and even tho some low-life ganked my laptop, I still don't regret throwing the parties.

I heard from TOO many people that the suite was the place to get business done, and I'm not going to let one asshole spoil that...

that freakin blows!!!!

i heard another lap top was stolen as well.

Thats really fucked up !!!!!!!! :(

that's rediculous!! it just goes to show how lame some people are....come drink the free booze and then steal the hosts shit..happened to me once, I threw a party and someone ended up in my parents room(this was when I was a kid) and hawked my dad's rolex..I didn't know it was gone until weeks later when my dad went looking for it..

I'm a believer in karma and I hope that whoever stole this laptop gets hit by a bus...or loses his fingers..:321GFY

That's so fucked up, I hope you find out who did it.


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That is some fucked up shit and I'm very sorry to hear that...I couldn't imagine having my laptop (which I use as a desktop) swiped with all the shit on it by some petty asshole.

I hope you guys get the shit back...Whoever knows something, which someone always does, should turn this low life piece of shit in and not accept any money for doing it...

It's about respect of people and their property... I never go to any of these events but you would think that people would have a code of honor while attending these things.

Sorry to hear that T and Bill.

Nat net is the shit... top notch Hosting and throwing some of the baddest parties this biz has ever seen. I hope this scumbag gets caught for sure. Pretty low for someone to steal from such a generous company.....

Tony and Nat Net Big Thanks for doing what you guys do best and keeping the fun in our Biz!!

Make that $3500............... $500 From F.U.B.A.R.

This is the 3rd laptop I heard of being stolen at the show!

The fucking Bastards...... Tony Of Nat Net is one of the nicest and most generous guys in this business. I would not want to be in the pricks shoes once Sweet T catches up with him:BangBang:

I'll add 500 dollars in traffic to that.

I found one of the on ebay for like 2000, can I buy it, give it to you, then collect the 3000 reward?... Just kidding... I hope you fine that punk, but chances are... It's gone... Fucking Sux..

Someone knows something...just a matter of them being a man and stepping up. If a "friend" pulled some shit like this they wouldnt be much of a friend and i'd turn them in and donate the loot to the Animal Shelter or something :thumbsup

Right out of the hospitality suite? That's brutal.

I wonder if they pawned it at the show or took it home first.

Good luck finding the bastard! :mad:

if the thief was smart and told no one , chances are slim to none that he will ever get caught ...

Very unkewl indeed. Bill and I were talking about this the other night.

sad... and people wonder why companies do not host as many big parties anymore.. well this is one big reason.. no respect for the hosts...

Bill I hope it turns up.. geezzz


Chipmunk from Sex Money also had his laptop stolen... at this show...

:BangBang:

Tony you and Bill know how I feel about things like this.

Let me know if I can help in any way : )

I know what we should do is NOT name the person who stole it and announce it in Florida if they show up : )

Damn, That sucks!

The lowlifes in this industry are amazing!

I'll happily throw in a $500 design credit under the same terms as Chris.

Fucking thiefs :ak47:

Let me add $250 worth of design to get this scumbag

haha i would go to the show just for that :Graucho

Reward for stolen laptop

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...hreadid=312444

Bump:BangBang:

Sucks big time:-( Hopefully no private and sensitive data was on the laptop :-(


And I know it's not that money that matters, but just the fact it got stolen. Assholes

Andre

Tony and Bill-

I am so sorry to hear about this- when Bill told me the other day what had happened I was in shock-


It's amazing the classless people that attend these tradeshows.


On one hand you have people as nice as Sweet T who will bend over backwards to entertain webmasters- then you have the low lifes...

If it's found out to be hotel staff that did it- I'll drive down there personally and finish him off for you guys

Mission Bay is only 20 mins away and I know some people at the beach that would kill...just for a Tecate

:-))

I think we may have a lead on this.

XBizGretchen told me about walking out of National Net suite and a drunk guy with a laptop under his arm kept chatting her up. She remembers exactly what he looks like.

Ton/Chris, etc. hit [email protected] up and she can tell you all she knows.

hope it helps.

That is absolutely terrible, especia;lly when you and the rest of the NationalNet folks have always been so cool to everyone! Your hospitality at this and every trade show is so much appreciated by everyone, excluding the evil person who ripped you off...


Thanks again for the wonderful time in San Diego...

xoxo

Thanks for the thoughtful posts in this thread....you guys make all of this worthwhile even though there are way too many losers in this business!!!

A few points for your consideration:

1.) The laptop, like most everything in our organization, is locked down pretty tight. I am not saying that a true hacker could not break the security on it, but usually thieves are not that bright. Yes, there is sensitive data on it....but good luck in getting to it.

2.) I don't really care about getting the laptop back at this point...I just care that I can prove who took it before I put a beat down on their ass.

3.) I will double what has already been offered for the reward by adding an additional $3500 in the reward pool via epassporte.

Take that mother fucker!


--T

Lori,


What night was this?

I have pics from the suite each night