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  • Corpsie
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 474
    #1

    My girlfriend rocks

    She was giving certain parts of my anatomy a massage with her tongue and I "relaxed" a little bit too much. Needless to say, it blew her hair back. The best part was that she was laughing harder than I was.

    Therefore, my girlfriend rocks.
    If you're trying to objectify the subjective, you need to stop breathing.
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    • AzteK
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2001
      • 3451
      #2
      LOL nothing I wanted to know..but I laughed because it reminded me of something :-) pretty funny man..

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        • Corpsie
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2001
          • 474
          #3
          There was a image in a old hustler that said "world's loudest pussy fart" and it showed a guy leaning close to a girls crotch and he looks like he's in a wind tunnel.

          heheheeh
          If you're trying to objectify the subjective, you need to stop breathing.

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            • ace0r
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2001
              • 1410
              #4
              all i can say is HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHahaAHahAhAhHhaHaHAahAhahHA hahAhaHa@!!!!!!!!#!%!@#%

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                • MrCockTale
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 669
                  #5
                  ehm.. yeah.. well. ok



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                    • Sickdick
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 243
                      #6
                      This reminds me of something..

                      Ok, here we go... A friend of me had been very sick for two weeks and finally got to fuck his girlfriend again...

                      After this long break it was really good for him to get some pussy again and he got an very nice orgasm! Unfortunelately his body couldn't handle this enjoyable moment so he shitted on himself while he was ejaculating!

                      I find it hard to believe, but he says it's true. Anyway, who would lie about something like that? Who would even tell you something like that?



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                        • ElvisManson
                          Looking California
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 5476
                          #7
                          Sickdick...I heard that story but it was Sid Viscious getting a blow job and lost it all over the chicks upper body

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                            • kemp
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 392
                              #8
                              SickDick - I believe that story. My roomate says his ex - how shall i say it - 'laid eggs' during her orgasm while on top one time.

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                                • KrazieSweets
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 1060
                                  #9
                                  LOL they all are funny guys

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                                    • Hazen
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 224
                                      #10
                                      Mmmmm, yes your girlfriend does rock. Does she still hang with Crystal and Janice? Tell her Hazen said hi.

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                                        • Corpsie
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 474
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Hazen:
                                          Mmmmm, yes your girlfriend does rock. Does she still hang with Crystal and Janice? Tell her Hazen said hi.
                                          Is that a "thees company" reference??
                                          If you're trying to objectify the subjective, you need to stop breathing.

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                                            • NightLizard
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                                              • Feb 2001
                                              • 300
                                              #12
                                              accidents happen, that is some funny stuff you guys

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                                                • Warphead
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                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 994
                                                  #13
                                                  I have a couple friends that are married to each other, one night they told me a story:

                                                  They'd been out drinking hard one Saturday night, when they got home and decided some drunken sex would finish the evening nicely. He was going down on her, calmy got up off the bed, opened the window and puked. As he turned around and wiped his chin he said with a completely straight-face "Nothing personal".

                                                  The funny part was it was SHE that told me the story.

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                                                    • Dizzy
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 107
                                                      #14
                                                      Huh Real story
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                                                        • AzteK
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                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                          • 3451
                                                          #15
                                                          LOL!!! THIS IS TOO FUNNY!!!

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                                                            • IPK
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                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                              • 4209
                                                              #16
                                                              hehe
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                                                                • shann
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                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                  • 896
                                                                  #17
                                                                  LOL Yea your girlfriend rocks, she could have harmed you in an unspeakable fashion!
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                                                                    • natkejs
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                      • 1640
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by kemp
                                                                      SickDick - I believe that story. My roomate says his ex - how shall i say it - 'laid eggs' during her orgasm while on top one time.


                                                                      "laid eggs" ... that sounds so incredibly dirty ;D

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                                                                        • Shoehorn!
                                                                          Die With Your Boots On
                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                          • 22872
                                                                          #19
                                                                          My girlfriend (ex girlfriend now) farted in my face once. I didn't think she really would, so I dared her to do it and she did. I thought it would be funny, but it wasn't. Until later, then it was fucking hilarious.

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                                                                            • aaron
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 4452
                                                                              #20
                                                                              L L

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                                                                                • jact
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                  • 9134
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by IPK
                                                                                  hehe
                                                                                  Gee, who'd have suspected.
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                                                                                    • michel
                                                                                      TheHun's Yellow Pages!
                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                      • 3420
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      [QUOTE]Originally posted by Sickdick
                                                                                      Unfortunelately his body couldn't handle this enjoyable moment so he shitted on himself while he was ejaculating!

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                                                                                        • boardersweetie
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                          • 1889
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Warphead
                                                                                          I have a couple friends that are married to each other, one night they told me a story:

                                                                                          They'd been out drinking hard one Saturday night, when they got home and decided some drunken sex would finish the evening nicely. He was going down on her, calmy got up off the bed, opened the window and puked. As he turned around and wiped his chin he said with a completely straight-face "Nothing personal".

                                                                                          The funny part was it was SHE that told me the story.
                                                                                          That's a great story. Drunken sex is the best.

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                                                                                            • Rictor
                                                                                              Old Timer
                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                              • 12208
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Corpsie
                                                                                              She was giving certain parts of my anatomy a massage with her tongue and I "relaxed" a little bit too much. Needless to say, it blew her hair back. The best part was that she was laughing harder than I was.

                                                                                              Therefore, my girlfriend rocks.
                                                                                              I was expecting a sexy g/f pic and then I read this story. You are a sick and twisted fuck. I'm putting my penis away now. Die.

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                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                  • 22430
                                                                                                  #25
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                                                                                                    • Ash@phpFX
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                                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                                      • 4292
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                                                                                                        • ModelPerfect
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                                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                                          • 2862
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Warphead
                                                                                                          I have a couple friends that are married to each other, one night they told me a story:

                                                                                                          They'd been out drinking hard one Saturday night, when they got home and decided some drunken sex would finish the evening nicely. He was going down on her, calmy got up off the bed, opened the window and puked. As he turned around and wiped his chin he said with a completely straight-face "Nothing personal".

                                                                                                          The funny part was it was SHE that told me the story.
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                                                                                                            • body
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                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
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                                                                                                                        • TheEnforcer
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                                                                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                                                                          • 2855
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Rictor


                                                                                                                          I was expecting a sexy g/f pic and then I read this story. You are a sick and twisted fuck. I'm putting my penis away now. Die.
                                                                                                                          ROFLMAO!!!

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