HAHAHAHAHAHA, perfect quote
 

So I am reading another interview I did for a paper in Philadelphia, I mentioned something about "morally masturbating" to the Olsen twins and he fucking quoted me on it. Awesome. Check this out.

"Brown recently launched hilaryduffcountdown.com to tick off the seconds until that actress's 18th birthday, Sept. 28, 2005.

Isn't it a little strange to pay so much attention to 14-, 15- or 16-year-old girls?

"I guess it's kind of weird," Brown admitted. "But it wasn't like, 'Oh yeah I can't wait till they're legal so I can morally masturbate to them.' I just thought it would be funny. It's all a big joke really."

Morally masturbate. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

By the way, here's the whole article.

http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/ent...8917737.htm?1c

haha nice, pedo

HAHA, it's about traffic and money sir. That guy misquoted me a few times too though, just like the girl from the E! interview. At least this guy printed some links. :glugglug

All interviews get quoted wrong.

jDoG

Yeah, I've heard people say that before, but I guess I never really understood how much they twist what you say and stuff. I am just happy that he printed "morally masturbate" and put up the links. Regardless, I like interviews, and the publicity never hurts. :glugglug

money over morals

Most people I talk to think that what we all do is immoral too. Should we all close up shop and sell cars?

Yeah, car salesmen are known for their moral approach to marketing :1orglaugh

I think I'll stick with porn - at least there's some fun in it :Graucho

HAHA, I guess I didn't think of that. It's just the first thing that came to mind, looking back I shoulda said "Bible salesman" or something. Regardless, I'll stick with porn too. http://www.fadzter.com/smilies/beerchug.gif