Today's Chuckle
 

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He is totally amazed to witness this, but reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back, completely embarrassed.

"Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap...and stay for breakfast the next morning.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed!! Everything had been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies........

You just happened to catch my eye. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Red

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Red's Erotica
You've never had story content on your site like this before.
Original, funny, purely pornographic.

ROTFL, thanks Red that made my hectic day but I didn't know you had a glass eye http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/tongue.gif

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Moongem Erotica Moongem Fiction

Damn Red that was great

what a way to mark my 100th post. now thanks to you I get my shirt.

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Thumper The Amatuer next door!

Here's one for today:

A woman is cooking some food in her kitchen. She's going all out on it and it smells delicious. She hears the phone ring and she goes to answer..She totally forgets about the food while she's talk a storm with her friend on the phone. She hangs up and smells something horrid. Her food is burning. She walks into the kitchen to see her stove on fire. She panics and calls the fire department. She's yelling and crying "My kitchen is on fire please come quick!" The fireman is trying to calm her down saying "mam, please calm down please tell us how to get to your place. The woman somewhat disgusted says in reply "DUH, big red truck!"

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Sometimes you just don't get it.

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LOL to both, nice way to start the morning http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

both are great, thanks guys.

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