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Fucker 01-17-2001 01:26 PM

USA vs. CANADA
 
i see alot of you people out there are from canada and always have bad things to say about the US. I have never been to CANADA but from what i hear i would never want to.
What does CANADA have that the US doesnt?
eh?

blakkfrogg 01-17-2001 01:28 PM

A bad habit of saying, "eh" at the end of sentences?

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Rictor 01-17-2001 01:36 PM

Canada has my in-laws...the U.S. doesn't...Go USA!!!

I've driven through about half of Canada and spent time with my in-laws in Niagara Falls...there's not really much there...the country is like one giant Florida retirement community...only cold instead of warm.

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G-Man 01-17-2001 02:03 PM

The "eh" thing is a type of Urban Legend i think.

Our portrayal on Nash Bridges last Friday was like something outta the movie "FARGO", where the fuck did they get those actors who were trying to brainwash you into thinking we talk like that!

2 Links posted on this message I would like the "Canuck Haters/Naive Yankees" to look at. ROFL!!! Both are from one of our best breweries.

This first one pretty much says it all, a long running TV commercial. I encourage all to look at this .mov file !!!

"Joe Canadian's rant won one of three Bronze Lion awards at the Cannes International Advertising Awards" http://canflag.ptbcanadian.com/molson-canadian-i-am.mov

I personally like having the USA right below us, we do not have to worry about much, cause we have you guys right there to protect us from the crazies in the world.

We have pretty good Health Care, Welfare, and a pretty good standard of living.

US cash is worth almost $1.50 too :-)

Liberal attitudes, easygoing lifestyles, and our GOVT is still as fucked up as yours is. (some things are the same everywhere)

I think to learn more about us strange folks you should visit this Beer Site and read some things http://www.iam.ca/homef.ghtml


Enlightening Americans - Its Not Just A Job, It's A Career!

My 2cents - thats about 1 penny and 1/3 to you american folks

Lynn 01-17-2001 03:21 PM

LOL
I see lots of posts but nobody has a comment on my favorite commercial? LOL

I'de think you were speechless if I didn't know better.

I was hoping this would become our new national anthem, screw the singing. I don't want to stand up when oh Canada comes on, but when I hear this I sure do.

Proudly Canadian

Kisses fromt he GREAT WHITE NORTH.

Lensman 01-17-2001 06:58 PM

I know they play football and foosball with different rules up there.

The foosball difference is:

2 Players - 1 and 2

Rod positions - xxxx

In the US, Player one takes rods 1 and 2 and player 2 takes rods 3 and 4

It looks like this: 1-1-2-2

In Canada, Player one takes rods 1 and 4, Player two takes 2 and 3

It looks like this: 1-2-2-1

Different eh?

blakkfrogg 01-17-2001 08:03 PM

The only real gripe I have regarding Canadians is the way they drive on I-87 which runs from NYC, up through my neck of the woods, and then into Montreal.

Mario Andretti type a$$holes with no regard for others on the road. Speed limit is a maximum of 65 the whole way but it's not uncommon to see a vehicle, be it a passenger car OR an 18-wheeler, doing no less than 90 in any lane they want; and even in some lanes that are a hybrid of all three.

Aside from that, I'm cool with Canadians.

You make beer. Not all of it's good, but you do make beer. All non-beer-producing countries suck. They have no point in my life. ROFL



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Rose 01-17-2001 09:15 PM

Hey we make good strong beer...*S*
Not like that water, you call beer....LOL

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G-Man 01-18-2001 09:59 AM

Very true Lensman, but...... the thing about foosbal is, in Canada player 2 is always a female, I'm not sure if that is how you guys do it when you play Canadian style foosball or not?

I Am ..... even though I drink Kokannee

Mikey 01-18-2001 10:55 AM

One good thing about living in Canada is getting paid by sponsors in US dollars instead of Canadian dollars.

Go US dollar kick the Canadian dollar's ass!

G-Man 01-18-2001 11:00 AM

fuckin a buddy, at one point last year we saved up cheques and cashed out at $1.62 exchange !!!
wooohooooo

Rictor 01-18-2001 12:08 PM

You can't say too many bad things about Canada, after all they're the 51st state. Where else could we send all our acid rain and French people?

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Rose 01-18-2001 10:50 PM

I think you are just jealous, that we are bigger than you

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slavdogg 01-19-2001 01:16 AM

There is really good pot up in Canada
and hot french chicks and raves in Montral

thats all they're good for http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif



Lensman 01-19-2001 12:21 PM

For Canadians, we can raise the payout a penny and pay it in Canadian pennys, OK?

Fucker 01-20-2001 06:53 PM

well, there is TONS of weed coming from CANADA but its all grown for quantity not quality. Here in Nor Cal we got the earths finest herb.

As for beer.... I dont like beer in green bottles!

Sorry Canada!

Rose 01-20-2001 06:58 PM

Did you read today's paper?
Pot legal in Belgium.

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Fucker 01-20-2001 07:00 PM

where can i see an article about taht?

Rose 01-20-2001 07:05 PM

It was in today's paper here in Canada.
Seriously.Fro now on it's not against the law to smoke pot overthere

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Rictor 01-20-2001 11:02 PM

Pots legal in Belgium? Great...now all my friends are going to be moving away. Yes, BOTH of them!

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G-Man 01-20-2001 11:03 PM

Here is an article about Brussels
http://www.cannabisculture.com/cgi/article.cgi?num=1844

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Fucker 01-20-2001 11:58 PM

Cool! Now they need to legalize marijuana in the US. Theyve basically decriminalized it in California! well..... norther cal that is! Gotta love N. cal!


Fucker 02-05-2001 04:59 AM

humboldt county has the bomb!

wiZd0m 02-05-2001 07:39 AM

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How about FAIR and ACCURATE elections. Something our fellows across the border should learn ...

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Humbolt 02-05-2001 08:18 AM

Fucker...
How ya tink I got this name..
Had to drop the d just to be different...
hehe

Gemini 02-05-2001 08:56 AM

FAIR and ACCURATE elections?!?!? Nawww then the repubs would never win! lol People should really read more into how they vote on things and see just how little they consider the majority in their ideals.


[Born rich...forgot account number so no longer a repub....BUT... my pic will never appear compared to a chimps]

wiZd0m 02-05-2001 09:04 AM

Gemini, trat was a boss on MEGAMAN on Nintendo 8 bits right?

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Hazen 02-05-2001 09:16 AM

Canada:

They make kick ass gold coins
Most places are really clean
People are nice
Is one of very few places that you can find chinese people talking with a British accent

Loved my trip into Vancouver last year http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif


Scraper 02-05-2001 11:39 AM

Man, Canada has the BEST Ice hockey teams of anywhere!

Canadians are all COOL MOFOs.
And gotta admit there's some foxy canadian girls.


Chuck 02-05-2001 11:48 AM

I know quite a few Canadians, but I don't know any of them that say "Eh".

On the other hand, I know a lot of Minnesotans who say "oofta"...

SNOW 02-05-2001 12:47 PM

I'm second generation of Russian armenian decent. When my Grandmother came from having her family blown up by Hitlers regime,they kissed the ground when they got here in the states. To this we have always had a Russian armenian culture in the family but proud to be American. I have been taught to repsect this country. We are 10 times more patriotic then some of the texans who have been here 200 years. The other part of the world has a very Distorted view on americans. Were all not Yosemite sam with a fucken cowboy hat on.

You guys need to come to America to see things as much as we need to go to Canada.

I get so pissed off when i see people burn the flag,it Discusts me...

Canada is a melting pod of Europeans as well as Americans. When people put down Canadians or Americans it' VERY ignorant. Were all Europeans Basically HELLO........


Been to canada many times. Vancouver rocks,other then that so cal is forever

Whoever you are.
Where ever you live.
BE FUCKEN PROUD..........

Laters Snow FAR FROM A DAMM YAHOO
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wiZd0m 02-05-2001 12:56 PM

Snow, your country supreme court already statuated that burning a flag is speech, and is protected by your first amendement.

Right or I am mistaken?



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kemp 02-05-2001 01:05 PM

All I know about Canada is that they sent us Pam Anderson, and THE BEST hockey team coincidentally in my hometown, the Coyotes :P

So they can't be all bad!

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angelduster 02-05-2001 02:02 PM

burrito, thats all i have to say....well, it made sense to me

wizardmerlin 02-05-2001 02:09 PM

Hey Fucker I think that is called Heiniken you stupid tit, and that I believe is German.

Keep smokin that CA weed.


Fucker 02-05-2001 02:19 PM

heiniken??? what the hell are talking about?
you silly kanuck!

magnatique 02-05-2001 03:02 PM

lens, wtf you talking about http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif never saw that shit you're talking about with fooseball http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

must be the rest of the canada except for here http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

magnatique 02-05-2001 03:07 PM

yeah, one thing that we got more than you are the chicks.... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

I mean, I've been to miami, I've been to New York, and Las Vegas..

well, nothing beat Montreal in terms of hot chicks, except for Vegas... but there was a porn convention as I heard http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif


and it's calm... I mean, people are not as stressed as in the US, from what I saw, and what I heard....

plus, our government is not as single minded (at least not as much as bush and such)

but our Prime Minister is a fucker, and we pay aweful taxes...

oh, and we've got grass and forests http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

wizardmerlin 02-05-2001 03:30 PM

I went on vacation last fall, and I meet the most Americans on that trip than I have meet in my entire life. I have to honestly says that 90% of them were pretty decent people. Not at all what I was expecting. (A lot different than what I have seen here)

Canada is really not much different than the U.S. except our crime rate is way better, we do not have a flag hanging in every yard, and we do not start every conversation talking about how good we are. Lets see what else, we have health care, we do not have terrorism, and we do not have every other country wanting to murder us in our sleep.......I don't know fucker, to say you would never want to visit here is about as ignorant as the person that told you Canada was a terrible place.

But then, I know you just started this post to try to get people fighting, and to try to win something for free.



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Lush 02-05-2001 03:43 PM

We should just make canada another one of our states. Is canada even a real country? I hope you people from canada watched the movie South Park.

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Rilose 02-05-2001 03:51 PM

Wizard-

Word Up !! I know that I miss my home land bigtime. Vancouver, BC baby...Right now i'm in California...Where I am people wouldn't even tell me If I had a booger in my nose or maybe, if I'm lucky they'de make a little nudge on their nose hinting or something.
If i was in Canada on the other hand...my friends would be like "Hey Rilose, You got snot in your nose bitch" !!! My boys....

But don't get me wrong, the people I'm working with down here are pretty awesome
people...

SNOW 02-05-2001 04:22 PM

Sorry to Burst your bubble Mag but California girls are a Known fact and icon of the world...By far the hottest, and better get laid ratios then in canada.

Every time i would go to a bar my get laid ratio was much higher then in Toronto. Plus canadian women are hairy LOL Just kidding...

Why would a beautiful woman want to live in slush and snow, and have some hoser shoveling snow every morning..

Oh by the way I love Moosehead.But they dont sell it here anymore.

Yeah they do have that law ,but stupd fuckers still do it. They should be shot.

wiZd0m 02-05-2001 04:38 PM

Magnatique, where are you in MTL?

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kush 02-05-2001 04:45 PM

What are you guys talking aboot? Canada is a great country, eh?

(my last ex-girlfriend is from canada)

rhizome 02-05-2001 05:11 PM

Hey Wizard, what ya talking about? Canada has had the most kick ass terrorists. The FLQ could destroy any group of American constitutionalists anyday.

magnatique 02-05-2001 06:36 PM

toronto is nasty snow http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

I am talking about Montreal...

seriously, when i told people I was form mtl, I had a couple telling me the best chicks they saw were from down here

MTL remmember http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif


wiz, laval... Duvernay...

u?
and yeah, california might be good http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

but I'm maybe just saying our chicks are good cuz I'm in a good place for them....

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but the people in the US are fatter in general, I mean, I went to Denny's to have breakfast in the morning... they put butter on my pancakes... was like WTF is that? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif and I couldn't eat the eggs, to greacy

but all in all, it's a friendly fight hehe... we're almost the same, except the way we think I believe.. more friendly here...


but more profit oriented in the US..


and southpark is the best.... I got the whole bunch glued on my car... friend's call my car the Chillin' mobile first, then the Southpark Mobile http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif



NightLizard 02-18-2001 08:58 AM

Canada rocks, especially MTL, we know how to party till 3 in the morning not like TO.
We have the best clubs, the hottest ladies and the most style in North America, we also brew the best beer in NA, I'm not talking about Molson crap but microbrews like Boreal and U2

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Rose 02-18-2001 09:18 AM

Night Lizard.
I have been to Montreal once some years back.
And I love that city.Plus you can still speak
english.

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NightLizard 02-18-2001 01:10 PM

ya, sure we speak english here although we have a lot of French european influences, but really we have such a mosaic that it all blends into a unique city. Thanks, I've never been to your city but maybe one day.

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Makaveli 02-18-2001 01:20 PM

Yeah your right..
Not much up here but, snow and people running around spearing seals for food.. Shit Almost forgot.. The BEST looking females in the world ;0)


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