What's great about having sex with twenty eight year olds?
 

There's twenty of 'em!

Gimme a P
Gimme an E
Gimme a D
Gimme an O!!

boo

Not a very wise thing to say around here. Not everyone takes that subject litely

OH come on ... it's a joke, if you take that seriously you have issues!

fag

i second that

litely? wtf?

Yeah yeah call me a fag, you know you're gonna go tell someone that joke.... if you ever decide to leave your room!

If I make a joke about killing your family will you laugh or do you have "issues" ?


Some things just ain't funny.

lightly.. typo, so fucking sue me

ooooold

litely: def; Relating to or caused by too much lite beer

Do you still have deep seeded issues about that time uncle Ted molested you at the country house when you were younger? repress the memory and move on!

No that couldn't have happened because my Uncle Ted was a city guy and had nothing to do with seeds. :)

Guy comes home to find his live in girlfriend packing her belongings and moving out.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm moving out." she says.

"Why?" he asks.

"Because you're a pedophile," she says.

"That's a mighty big word for a 12 year old," he responds.

"If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound?"

"A woman's menstrual cycle is just her body's way of telling her she needs some hard-core deep dicking ANAL sex."

"Anybody can quit smoking; it takes a real man to face cancer."

"Penetration is the sincerest form of flattery."

"Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity."

If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?

"Women are like dog shit, the older they get the easier they are to pick up."

:1orglaugh

"Why is it that when she cums quickly, it's a success, but when it happens to the guy, it's a failure?"

:)

"Only when you learn to fuck yourself can you truely expect to be fucked by others."

Q: Whats the difference between acne and a priest?
A: Acne waits until you're 14 to cum on you're face

"I masturbate so much, I got my hand pregnant."

"If people can sue cigarette companies because they got cancer, can I sue Budwiser for all the ugly women I've fucked?"

"What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in the bathtub? The girl in church has hope in her soul."

"Fat people are harder to kidnap."

"There's a thin line between sanity and insanity, and I think I just snorted it."

"Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and saying "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

"The difference between a refrigerator and a pussy is, the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"When you're fucking your sister, don't ask, 'Who's your daddy?' Say: Who's our daddy?"

not funny...I'll ask you that about 8 years after you are finally able to talk a girl intol letting you implant your sperm :thumbsup

Ivy

"Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there -- I'm gonna eat the next thing that drops out its ass."

"101 things not to say to your chick #35 -- Every time I burp, I taste your sweet pussy."

"Never fight a guy in a wheelchair; no matter how much of an asshole he is, you'll always end up looking like the bad guy."

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair!

When does a cub become a boy scout? ... When he eats his first Brownie.

"I was screaming and covered in someone else's blood when I was born. The fun just hasn't stopped since."

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

"A bitch is a female dog, and dogs are animals, and animals are a part of nature, and nature is beautiful. So when I call you a bitch, I am just trying to say you are beautiful."

"Pet monkeys are only good for one thing: going down on your girlfriend when you're too lazy to."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: one to change the bulb, and one to suck my cock."

"He's so gay, if you stick a lollipop in his ass he can tell what flavor it is."

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy