What's great about having sex with twenty eight year olds?

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  • Kenny B!
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    • Jun 2003
    • 5718

    #1

    What's great about having sex with twenty eight year olds?

    There's twenty of 'em!
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  • rdunn404
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    • Jan 2002
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    #2
    Gimme a P
    Gimme an E
    Gimme a D
    Gimme an O!!

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    • jmarzlak
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      • Jan 2004
      • 632

      #3
      boo
      Promote Nikki and Teen Kelly

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      • iwantchixx
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Oct 2002
        • 12860

        #4
        Originally posted by Kenny B!
        There's twenty of 'em!
        Not a very wise thing to say around here. Not everyone takes that subject litely

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        • Kenny B!
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          #5
          OH come on ... it's a joke, if you take that seriously you have issues!
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          • cosis
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            • Aug 2001
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            #6
            fag

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            • iwantchixx
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              • Oct 2002
              • 12860

              #7
              Originally posted by cosis
              fag
              i second that

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              • Mr Pheer
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                • Dec 2002
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                #8
                Originally posted by iwantchixx
                Not a very wise thing to say around here. Not everyone takes that subject litely
                litely? wtf?

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                • Kenny B!
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                  • Jun 2003
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                  #9
                  Yeah yeah call me a fag, you know you're gonna go tell someone that joke.... if you ever decide to leave your room!
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                  • OzMan
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                    • Sep 2003
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Kenny B!
                    OH come on ... it's a joke, if you take that seriously you have issues!
                    If I make a joke about killing your family will you laugh or do you have "issues" ?


                    Some things just ain't funny.

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                    • iwantchixx
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 12860

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MrPheer
                      litely? wtf?
                      lightly.. typo, so fucking sue me

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                      • quiet
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                        • Sep 2001
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                        #12
                        ooooold
                        we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                        • OzMan
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by MrPheer
                          litely? wtf?
                          litely: def; Relating to or caused by too much lite beer

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                          • Kenny B!
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                            • Jun 2003
                            • 5718

                            #14
                            Originally posted by OzMan
                            If I make a joke about killing your family will you laugh or do you have "issues" ?


                            Some things just ain't funny.
                            Do you still have deep seeded issues about that time uncle Ted molested you at the country house when you were younger? repress the memory and move on!
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                            • Manowar
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                              • Dec 2003
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by quiet
                              ooooold

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                              • OzMan
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Kenny B!
                                Do you still have deep seeded issues about that time uncle Ted molested you at the country house when you were younger? repress the memory and move on!

                                No that couldn't have happened because my Uncle Ted was a city guy and had nothing to do with seeds.

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                                • candyflip
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                                  #17
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                                            • Kenny B!
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                                              #23
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                                                      #27
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                                                        #28
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                                                          #29
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                                                              #31
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                                                                          • PrivateIvy
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            not funny...I'll ask you that about 8 years after you are finally able to talk a girl intol letting you implant your sperm

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                                                                              #39
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                                                                                    #42
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        "I was screaming and covered in someone else's blood when I was born. The fun just hasn't stopped since."

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                                                                                        • Kenny B!
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
                                                                                          By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
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