Peter Jack: Greatest Hits Summer Tour 2004
 

Finally an opportunity to speak with one of the World's Best comedians. For a limited time, you the fans, have a chance to speak with the internet's most durable comedian ever! Peter Jack is inviting you to come out and meet the legend himself, to enjoy some provocative jokes and commentary, and some amazing pranks. Joking sessions will be broken down into two sessions (am/pm.) at selected forums. Peter Jack will be your "Personal Joking Partner" for the day, you will be exposed to the "Real Peter Jack" jokes and all!

All the classic jokes and classic threads, including:

From Flex Wheeler's forum:
"Flex Baby" read 200 times
"Flex came 3rd at the Olympia" read 1000 times
"Special Announcement: Comeback" read 1300 times
"FLEX WHEELER WON THE GNC" read 230 times

From musclemayhem.net (before he got banned)
"Ronnie Coleman has the biggest belly ever" read 1000 times
"Kevin Levrone has the puniest wheels ever" read 500 times
"Mike Matarazzo's calves are calf implants" read 300 time
"Lee Priest 2003 O Appearance was worst ever-Australia's Biggest Joke" read 700 times
"Gunter Schlierkamp has an ugly, blocky body and no abs" read 600 times

From Getbig.com:
"King Kamali: BIGGEST JOKE AWARD for his Star Wars routine at the Arnold Classic" read 1000 times
"Greg Kovacs: worst bodybuilder ever" read 300 times

From Bodybuilding.com:
"CNN: Osama Bin Laden captured in Afghanistan" read 1200 times
"Ronnie Coleman has no right to be Mr O" read 1500 times
"Dexter "the dwarf" Jackson" read 1300 times
"Greg Kovacs and the massive 55 inch belly" read 500 times


Here is your chance to hear the jokes and pranks of a legend and pick his brain while he tries to take your heart! In knock out fashion jokes, you'll be exposed to the principles and secrets of the internet's most consistent jokesters ever as he tours the internet bodybuilding forums with his expertise:

Tour dates:
getbig.com-June 15-30
bodybuilding.com-July 1-31
Flex Wheeler's forum-August 1-31
Flexonline forum-September 1-27

See you there
Peter Jack
Legendary Comedian

PLUS: an exclusive incite into the Guy Grundy vs Ernie Taylor, including interview with Guy himself, and the real secret of why Grundy is going to win!!!