A Dinner Conversation That Went Wrong
 

A Dinner Conversation That Went Wrong

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: "Shit."

lol, you stepped right into that one.

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lol :1orglaugh

Well you know there was no correct way to answer that...

anything said would of been taken the wrong way :helpme

Doh!!

http://www.bartneck.de/work/homer.jpg

if i were the wife ima put a poison on your food LOL

lmao caught with his hand in he cookie jar!

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HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" = wrong answer...

Samuel

:1orglaugh you havent heard it before ?

hahaah Owned :1orglaugh

3d characters of homer simpson are so uncool ... I like the real cartoon way better :P