God damn seals.
 

My suite in San Diego has a balcony that overlooks the harbor. I like the fresh air so I have the door open and the seals are out there making a shitload of noise.

Can I shoot them? :BangBang:

Throw Sleazy out the window and hit one of 'em.


Sleazy wont mind, hes sleeping and would like the fresh air.

its sleazy thats making the seal noises shhh dont tell aaron ;)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

What a thing to have to complain about. LOL

They are noisy huh? I am pretty sure it's mating season. They are engaged in some Seal Lovin.

Later dude

they want some porn

Sure but watch out for the fine and jail time. BUT think of what you could make of that fine hide!!!:winkwink:

Wanna give me a hand? When he wakes up...I am gonna blame it all on you.

Shoot some mating content and post it here.

I keep suggesting that very thing but Zoe avoids the suggestion. :(

That's your welcome song!

It kinda sounds like the karaoke singers from the other night.

sleazy makes a much better sealion call. I can wake him up if you like :P

What I would like is for you to get naked, get under the covers, and get freaky with me.

But then the sealions would get jealous...

I have 7 condoms here. They can fight over the last one or two once you and I are done.

Haha, yeah.

5 condoms = 5 water balloons to smack the sealion into unconciousness.

2 condoms = Making Sleazy bark like a seal.


Have fun boys.

Why are you trying to play hard to get?

You know you have wanted this for almost 2 years now.

I'm going to bed. Wanna join me?


































Oh wait.....You are already there. :Graucho

Um...more like easy to leave alone?

Oh. You know it baby. Bald is beautiful.




Yeah, usage of the wireless LAN was just too good to pass up. Feel free to sleep on the couch tonight :)

Uh.....Let's see.....

It's my wireless router and Sleazy is on the couch.

This is not looking to good for you.

Excuse me while I block your MAC address from the network now. :glugglug


Put out or get out.

Well...I cant go anywhere....might as well...

So you se folks.....That's how a true pimp plays the game.

Gotta go now. :Graucho

were right next door in 2219.. LOL I saw sleazy on the couch earlier... I did not know we had the room next to you... now I just wonder where sherm is

DOOON"T please....they are cute!

He means photo shoot.

Looks like :

http://biology.fullerton.edu/courses.../seal-bark.jpg

Heh, and here I thought you were complaining about the Navy SEAL's bombing around Coronado Harbor at all hours... :1orglaugh

http://www.specialoperations.com/Navy/HSB/HSB.jpg

seals are cute

damn Good lookin boat --- get the 'navy' seals over to take care of the real seals :1orglaugh

I won't tell anybody.

My lips are sealed.

You make baby seals cry :(

http://www.wtv-zone.com/cal555/bb/hrpp.jpg

Come over here. Here you can shoot them.

No, I don't.

do it!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I love you!!!!


Oh, and if you touch one of those cute little seals I will skin you and wear you for a coat!!!! :BangBang:

I love listening to them. They put me to sleep.
But they do stinky!!! :fart

hope you are enjoying yourself......sealions and all

here is our balcony view ....your probably right next to us :-)

http://www.adultlounge.com/press/cyb...alconyView.jpg

You can shoot whoever or whatever the fuck you want ... you'll just get caught and thrown in jail because of that "law" thingie ...

heres a pic I took of them in Seward, Alaska

http://bettylove.com/graphx/seal.jpg

Don't touch em or I will harpoon you.