Ex-boyfriend (beware)
 

Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity to each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted both to go to the same college but, the girl was accepted to a college on the East Coast, and the guy went to a college on the West Coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and to spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home.

When he wrote she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love. She soon became very annoyed with his persistence and now with a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So, what she did is this: She took a Polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone."

Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, he was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome. He wrote on the back of the photo the following: "Dear Mom and Dad, Having a great time at college, please send more money! I'm getting pretty desperate!" and mailed the picture to her parents

(Paybacks a Bitch ain't it!!?!!)

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That's the bees knees. lol...I would have loved to have seen mom and pop's faces when they opened the envelope.

Dude if my girl ever does this to me, I'ma kill the guy ... and I'm NOT kidding

the chick got owned.

RRROFFFFLLLLL!!!!!!
Dre that was fkin hillarious

I stole it from another board ... shhh :)

Was too funny to keep it quiet lol

nothing more to say........

just.....

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LoL

I think he is a winner after all:glugglug

hehe... that would be cool if it really happened.

why? not his fault that she's a slut. kill her instead.

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i emailed my ex's parents some pictures of her :1orglaugh :Graucho

thanks for that link..never knew snopes was so good

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Classic Story - Revenge - aw sweet revenge

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this is an even better revenge then killing the guy

ouch!!! payback time indeed!

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sweet revenge:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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if that was true at all shes an incredibly stupid bitch for breaking someones heart and sending them ammo.

have any pics ?

ROFL :thumbsup ahahahaha

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What did the guy have to do with this ...

nothing!

Duh but its just the fealing id have ... I dunno

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Funny story! :1orglaugh

yeah it is really funny I had posted the same stuff yesterday

LOL!! CLASSIC!!

My bad ... got it from another board

although cute.. its hard to believe that a girl is that stupid.. she could simply block him and avoid him.

I am also sure that no girl out there would want to give their ex a pic of them doing something like that. Even so.. the guy should have been out having fun on his own.... just goes to show if its true that few women can be trusted.

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"A Marine corporal in Desert Storm receives a courtesy package from home, including a box of tasty cookies. The corporal shares the two dozen or so cookies with his squad mates as they sit to watch the enclosed video. After a few moments of news, greetings, etc., the screen shows the corporal's wife, standing in a kitchen, mixing cookie dough NAKED. Suddenly, another man, naked, walks into the kitchen and begins to receive a blowjob from the corporal's wife. As he is beginning to climax, she directs the resultant semen into the mixing bowl. "Hope you enjoy the cookies, I want a divorce," she says to the camera, while wiping her chin. "

Just out of spite, or did she do something to deserve it like this girl?

Now THAT'S some fucked up shit!

My friend starts hitting on this girl the other night at a club and they exchange numbers. He finds out she has a fiancee fighting in Iraq, and we're talking about FIGHTING with the front line troops. My friend does what any respectable guy would, he backs off and tries to turn it into a very surface level friendship. She starts calling him over and over telling him she is thinking about him all the time. She says "I think I'm falling for you."

He cut her off and doesn't talk to her anymore but it goes to show you how people really are. Girls can be just as scandalous as guys. :warning

Far more so, dude.

Fuck YeaH!!
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Thanks for the laugh! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CAN? Under what rock do you live?
Girls ARE a lot more vicious and evil than men. For real.
They just look soft and innocent, but there's a little devil inside every one of them.
I've been with a few girls when they talk about this stuff...I wouldn't believe my ears.

These are all so much bullshit - like the roll of vacation film being developed and showing the hotel staff sticking the toothbrushes up their ass, etc.