I shitted in my pants while I was sleeping
 

about two weeks ago i got really sick...i had some sort of stomach virus according to the doctor.....i kept throwing up for two days and couldn't keep anything down...well on the second day i was sleeping and when i woke up my shorts was all slimy..turns out i took a diaherria in my pants...some of it even got on my couch where i was sleeping....that really SUCKED ASS!

i just wanted to get this off my chest so i can feel better about sharing it with people

You're sick dude! hope you get better soon!

Heh next time stick a couple of tissue up your ass ;-)

That is the kind of thing you don't need to feel better about sharing...cause you shuldn't share that at all!!!!:321GFY

:eek7 :eek7 thats disgusting....but i hope your feeling better.

Another fucking lame post from an ars whore

thanks for sharing...

hmm... i almost sharted last night... but it turned out to just be gas... i was concerned while the backblast area was igniting though...

shut the fuck up....i'm an ARS whore...but your just a plain fucking WHORE!!!! keep you lame comments to yourself.....

That's pretty shitty. :winkwink:

Have a garage sale and sell your couch to some unsuspecting shmuck.

Please dont ever share again.

ugh, fuckin shit.

be sure to clean the mess real good, right?

good ole' turd pants

You need some Depends.

Get some adult diapers real quick!

ass, I was gonna buy a used couch soon too, and now I wonder if I should :(

I need a buncha new cheap furniture since I just moved ... I have a 27" tv and a 950 watt surround system but no couch or recliner or anything just kitchen chairs :'(

thank me for making you think twice! LOL...i never would buy a used couch or bed.....

That's really sick, but i'm laughing my fucking ass off :1orglaugh

They make a sizeable CORK for that...
:eek7

i feel sorry for you dude:(

I really needed to know this

Shit happens

yuck! that's gross, get WeLL!

You need one of these Solutions

I would never buy a used bed, but a used couch if in good condition coming from the right people would probably be ok for me ... i know lotsa people who have them and never have problems with them :)