Question for the English
 

Now that everyone is sticking those stupid English flags to the top of their cars... sometimes 2, 3 or 4 at a time... where can I get a huge red and white banner for my rear window that says "flags are fucking stupid"?

you could try in shop for flags...

As long as it's not a Union Jack - they are banned here now :Note

Yes I see these fucking flags everywhere!

Is a petrol station giving them away with 5 litres or something?

Euro2004 is well and truly here.