Guys: when you take a piss....
 

in a bowl (not a urinal) do you shoot for the deep water (deep sound), or go for the rim (silent mode).

because anything in between you just come off sounding like a loser with no dick.



discuss

i prefer to piss in th shower hides the noise then ;)

hit the deep water baby....hitting on the rim makes it splash sometimes

I like the rimline just above the water point.

Jesus christ I can't believe I'm posting how I like to piss.

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Yea I agree with you there.

jDoG

I totally agree.... but I prefer to alternate. Initially, shoot for the deep water, then towards the end, take it to the rim so the dribbling doesn't sound weak.

that's my combo move... hehehehe

i always go silent mode unless there's a cigarette butt in there. then i proceed to destroy the evil butt.

lol..... it's a compulsive reaction ain't it.... I do the same thing. (must... destroy..... butt from Hell! :1orglaugh

I like to get creative... toss some toilet paper in and aim for the target.

:1orglaugh usually what i'm doing too...

I once pissed in some chicks garbage can.


(she was really pissed about it too)

I always aim for the water! No mess that way!

I've never thought about it til now...

Only thing I think about is if its going in the toilet or not

I aim for the deep water...though sometimes it sounds like I'm a dog branding my territory.

I aim for the toilet but I usually miss and hit the floor.

I shoot for people's feet in the stall next to mine. :1orglaugh

doesnt matter much. but i dont like the mess when i aim for the rim so its mostly the deep end. jesus christ, though, the sound bounces in the walls that my guest one time asked, "Christ, when was the last time you took a leak?!?"

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im silent but deadly...

It really depends on my mood, the timeof day and how much I need to piss. :Graucho

I try and make as much noise as possible. I like finding the sweet spot. :thumbsup

sure there is it splashes more that way.... I aim for the inner bowl above the water:1orglaugh

I find that pissing on the rim makes the least mess, and if i pee into the water it splashes up after the initial hit and droplets pop up every now and then.


In public I try to hit the RIM all the time, otherwise at home its whatever.

im all about silent mode

I pee sitting down.

i go for stealth mode, but whichever doesn't splash is best

:1orglaugh That's usually the way I try to work it. This thread is hilarious...but interesting.

liar

true

If I was a guy i'd go for the deep water and try to make it sound liek as long a piss as possible

as i'm female - I go the "courtesy flush"

BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :1orglaugh

If there is a strangler turd still in there....

Do you flush it then pee....

Or attack the turd like a cig butt ;-)

I think having my room next to the bathroom when I grew up made me hate when people piss directly in the water. It was damn annoying when you hear someone pissing all the time.

lol what a topic ;)
anyway I normally try to piss in the corner of the bowl so that my trousers don't get spilled too much

if theres a stain in the bowl I aim for that first

Deep water, maximum noise, definately...so everybody knows that I don't sit down...it's more than just pissing, it's a statement to all those girlfriends or wives trying to force us to sit down !

classic thread!

As a youngster, I was taught a silent method when pissing at a girls house (or when you have a young lady over to your house); flush and pee at the same time, thus killing the noise altogether. If you have to take a long piss, you piss in silent mode 1st, then flush toward the end.
:2 cents:

ya and then you find out you still have a gallon left and you already flushed...

gotta know your bladder. :winkwink:

Where ever: if my gf is sleeping i try to pee quietly. But if there's some tp i piss on it to cut it in half! A bit of a game. :1orglaugh

I close my eyes and piss all over the place