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CumSensei 06-06-2004 02:00 PM

Your girl dont want you to use her toothbrush but then she swallow your cum?
 
Does it make sense?

Just wondering...

shima 06-06-2004 02:00 PM

:thumbsup

OzMan 06-06-2004 02:00 PM

:) no it doesn't make much sense

C_U_Next_Tuesday 06-06-2004 02:01 PM

doh! that is why she doesnt want you to use her toothbrush, she wants to save you the taste of your cock.

:1orglaugh

StarkReality 06-06-2004 02:04 PM

Damn, I always wanted to meet a girl telling me: "Sorry, I don't want to kiss you but could you blow your load in my mouth, please ?"

It's really unusal, normally those picky chicks have a real problem with cum.

sexsup 06-06-2004 02:05 PM

It has sense, even if I dont get it :1orglaugh

Jace 06-06-2004 02:07 PM

i never got that either

Gheenz 06-06-2004 02:09 PM

Would you really want to use another person's toothbrush? Even after she took a load in her mouth?

XxXotic 06-06-2004 02:10 PM

do a search on some of the shit they find commonly on toothbrushes. why the fuck you'd wanna use someone else's to begin with is beyond me.

StRoGE 06-06-2004 02:13 PM

Cant you afford your own toothbrush???!?

AndrewKanuck 06-06-2004 02:16 PM

Fuck that, I wouldn't share a toothbrush with anybody

jacked 06-06-2004 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
doh! that is why she doesnt want you to use her toothbrush, she wants to save you the taste of your cock.

:1orglaugh


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Doctor Dre 06-06-2004 02:26 PM

I dunno but all I know is taht I dont want my girl to use my toothbrush

stev0 06-06-2004 02:29 PM

Out of curiousity, why would you want to use your girlfriends toothbrush?

C_U_Next_Tuesday 06-06-2004 02:31 PM

I am going to give you all a lesson in microbiology... this is why you dont even want to eat off of others people food let alone use their toothbrush.

we have this microscopic bacteria in our mouths that is bad and evil. It doesnt like oxygen and likes to hide deep in your gums and in between your molars. This bacteria gets in our mouth from another party (toothbrushes, food, drinks, fingers.. ect.)..it burrows deep in the gums and reproduces, eats the food we feed it and basically takes "acid shits" on our teeth (their fecal matter is highly acidic and could eat a hole through concrete)..these acid shits eat small holes in our gums (bleeding gums), after many years of having a colony of these fuckers in your mouth the gums arent enough for them anymore and they start destroying the bone around the gums also (your teeth).. you cant get this bone back once its been eaten away.

How do we stop this madness you ask..floss everyday and go in for regular check ups.

when these bacteria get disturbed (flossing will do it), they roll up into little balls like rolie polies for 24 hours.. this means during that time, they dont eat, reproduce or shit..if you keep disturbing these bacteria on a daily basis, you can knock the major colony out of your mouth and be on the way to healthier teeth and gums...

dont share toothbrushes fools.. there is a good reason!:2 cents:

class is over..go brush your teeth

Goose 06-06-2004 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
I am going to give you all a lesson in microbiology... this is why you dont even want to eat off of others people food let alone use their toothbrush.

we have this microscopic bacteria in our mouths that is bad and evil. It doesnt like oxygen and likes to hide deep in your gums and in between your molars. This bacteria gets in our mouth from another party (toothbrushes, food, drinks, fingers.. ect.)..it burrows deep in the gums and reproduces, eats the food we feed it and basically takes "acid shits" on our teeth (their fecal matter is highly acidic and could eat a hole through concrete)..these acid shits eat small holes in our gums (bleeding gums), after many years of having a colony of these fuckers in your mouth the gums arent enough for them anymore and they start destroying the bone around the gums also (your teeth).. you cant get this bone back once its been eaten away.

How do we stop this madness you ask..floss everyday and go in for regular check ups.

when these bacteria get disturbed (flossing will do it), they roll up into little balls like rolie polies for 24 hours.. this means during that time, they dont eat, reproduce or shit..if you keep disturbing these bacteria on a daily basis, you can knock the major colony out of your mouth and be on the way to healthier teeth and gums...

dont share toothbrushes fools.. there is a good reason!:2 cents:

class is over..go brush your teeth

hehe good comment, never thought about it!
I'll tell that my gf when I see her ;)

tranza 06-06-2004 02:33 PM

No sense at all....

alexg 06-06-2004 02:34 PM

inspired by this thread?
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=308178

Doctor Dre 06-06-2004 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
I am going to give you all a lesson in microbiology... this is why you dont even want to eat off of others people food let alone use their toothbrush.

we have this microscopic bacteria in our mouths that is bad and evil. It doesnt like oxygen and likes to hide deep in your gums and in between your molars. This bacteria gets in our mouth from another party (toothbrushes, food, drinks, fingers.. ect.)..it burrows deep in the gums and reproduces, eats the food we feed it and basically takes "acid shits" on our teeth (their fecal matter is highly acidic and could eat a hole through concrete)..these acid shits eat small holes in our gums (bleeding gums), after many years of having a colony of these fuckers in your mouth the gums arent enough for them anymore and they start destroying the bone around the gums also (your teeth).. you cant get this bone back once its been eaten away.

How do we stop this madness you ask..floss everyday and go in for regular check ups.

when these bacteria get disturbed (flossing will do it), they roll up into little balls like rolie polies for 24 hours.. this means during that time, they dont eat, reproduce or shit..if you keep disturbing these bacteria on a daily basis, you can knock the major colony out of your mouth and be on the way to healthier teeth and gums...

dont share toothbrushes fools.. there is a good reason!:2 cents:

class is over..go brush your teeth

Thanx you teacher !

sexyclicks 06-06-2004 02:34 PM

do you shave your face with the same razor she shaves her pussy?

C_U_Next_Tuesday 06-06-2004 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Goose
hehe good comment, never thought about it!
I'll tell that my gf when I see her ;)

no on ever thinks about it cause its not common knowledge and the dentists would be in ruins if we all took this advice to heart. My dentist actually broke out the microscope and showed me what the fuck was up..I personally think he was secretly coveting my breasts in my GFY shirt :1orglaugh

CumSensei 06-06-2004 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexyclicks
do you shave your face with the same razor she shaves her pussy?
Yepp! :thumbsup

C_U_Next_Tuesday 06-06-2004 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Thanx you teacher !
your welcome, now clean on the chalkboard and run along to recess... teacher has to have a cocktail :glugglug

smokingdawn 06-06-2004 02:49 PM

Very true..but silly I guess

Goose 06-06-2004 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
no on ever thinks about it cause its not common knowledge and the dentists would be in ruins if we all took this advice to heart. My dentist actually broke out the microscope and showed me what the fuck was up..I personally think he was secretly coveting my breasts in my GFY shirt :1orglaugh
any pics babe?? :Graucho

C_U_Next_Tuesday 06-06-2004 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Goose
any pics babe?? :Graucho
yep all over my website

see bottom text link in my sig :winkwink:

SeTec 06-06-2004 02:59 PM

i think i am going to go brush my teeth now. and floss. then buy a waterpick. then repeat

Raf1 06-06-2004 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
doh! that is why she doesnt want you to use her toothbrush, she wants to save you the taste of your cock.

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

C_U_Next_Tuesday 06-06-2004 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SeTec
i think i am going to go brush my teeth now. and floss. then buy a waterpick. then repeat
smart thing to do :thumbsup

Goose 06-06-2004 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
yep all over my website

see bottom text link in my sig :winkwink:

ahhh. No I know what you mean with the dentist:1orglaugh

Cloner 06-06-2004 03:10 PM

Who cares!! If she likes to swallow, WTF you complaining about? :BangBang:

VicMartin 06-06-2004 04:02 PM

Just outta curiosity... why would you wanna use anyone elses toothbrush but your own? :)

pimplink 06-07-2004 12:00 AM

Like I always say...it's an after sex thingy...
and this neighbor of mine says maybe your cum smells better than your mouth...LOL

Mr. Marks 06-07-2004 12:15 AM

hehehe. privacy thing.

pure energy 06-07-2004 12:22 AM

That really happens and the logic escapes me too!

BuckNaked 06-07-2004 01:42 AM

Why the hell would you wanna use the brush she cleans the sperm off her gums with?

YOINKS!

:xomunch

CumSensei 06-07-2004 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VicMartin
Just outta curiosity... why would you wanna use anyone elses toothbrush but your own? :)
Well I took hers by misstake :)

Nothing I do on a daily basis.

michel 06-07-2004 05:06 AM

Better than the other way round

TurboAngel 06-07-2004 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
I am going to give you all a lesson in microbiology... this is why you dont even want to eat off of others people food let alone use their toothbrush.

we have this microscopic bacteria in our mouths that is bad and evil. It doesnt like oxygen and likes to hide deep in your gums and in between your molars. This bacteria gets in our mouth from another party (toothbrushes, food, drinks, fingers.. ect.)..it burrows deep in the gums and reproduces, eats the food we feed it and basically takes "acid shits" on our teeth (their fecal matter is highly acidic and could eat a hole through concrete)..these acid shits eat small holes in our gums (bleeding gums), after many years of having a colony of these fuckers in your mouth the gums arent enough for them anymore and they start destroying the bone around the gums also (your teeth).. you cant get this bone back once its been eaten away.

How do we stop this madness you ask..floss everyday and go in for regular check ups.when these bacteria get disturbed (flossing will do it), they roll up into little balls like rolie polies for 24 hours.. this means during that time, they dont eat, reproduce or shit..if you keep disturbing these bacteria on a daily basis, you can knock the major colony out of your mouth and be on the way to healthier teeth and gums...

dont share toothbrushes fools.. there is a good reason!:2 cents:

class is over..go brush your teeth

:thumbsup :thumbsup




Right on babe, I have floss all over the place! My friends have said a few thing's, they think it's crazy to floss as much as I do.



:thumbsup :thumbsup

EviLGuY 06-07-2004 05:32 AM

Yeah fuck using someone elses toothbrush.. that's just sick man.

Phoenix 06-07-2004 05:34 AM

bah who knows what girls think


just the other week this girl im sorta seeing told me she didnt give head, as she doesnt like it. however once i told her i cant see her anymore as i need head...she developed an affinity for it..lol


time for you to cum on her toothbrush...seems like the logical step:thumbsup

lilj 06-07-2004 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
doh! that is why she doesnt want you to use her toothbrush, she wants to save you the taste of your cock.

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

MaDalton 06-07-2004 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phoenix

time for you to cum on her toothbrush...seems like the logical step:thumbsup

in my mind i see a guy standing in the bathroom, trying to aim a toothbrush while jerking off :eek7

CumSensei 06-07-2004 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phoenix
however once i told her i cant see her anymore as i need head...she developed an affinity for it..lol


time for you to cum on her toothbrush...seems like the logical step:thumbsup

Hahahahaha P.I.M.P :thumbsup

Basic_man 06-07-2004 06:50 AM

That make sens to me!

sweet7 06-07-2004 07:05 AM

I wouldn't share my toothbrush with anyone.

Psytonic 06-07-2004 07:08 AM

Yeah it makes sense, she wants your protein that's all not your bacteria :1orglaugh

neewwman 06-07-2004 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by egonetworks
Fuck that, I wouldn't share a toothbrush with anybody
Yeah, I'll happily lick my wife's asshole but I wouldn't want to use her toothbrush. That's gross.

FlyingIguana 06-07-2004 09:10 AM

because she doesn't know who's cock you've been sucking

CumSensei 06-07-2004 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
because she doesn't know who's cock you've been sucking
Hahahaha the best sofar for sure.

:1orglaugh


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