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galleryseek 06-05-2004 12:46 PM

Movie Reviewers SUCK
 
what the fuck!!!

it seems as though every movie I'm about to see I decide to go ahead n' check out the reviews... and they're all bad? am I missing something here? do these cock sucker movie reviewers think they're better than every director out there?

i can't stand reading arrogant moronic reviews on movies that are pretty damn good. I haven't seen a movie that has sucked in quite awhile, millions upon millions are put into movies so in all actuality, it's pretty rare when a movie turns out to be a complete flop, unless of course you think you're some einstein genius who can never be pleased.

ESPECIALLY that one asshole here who likes doing reviews and thinks hes badass. He's another one of them that outta die.

FUCK YOU MOVIE REVIEWERS!

bringer 06-05-2004 12:47 PM

the only movie that comes to mind that i remember getting a good review which was actually a good movie was pulp fiction.

rickholio 06-05-2004 01:24 PM

The only movies that get positive reviews from professional reviewers are foreign films about gay cowboys eating pudding. :321GFY

B40 06-05-2004 01:25 PM

I usually check www.imdb.com

Anything above 7/10 I consider worth watching...and most of the time I end up enjoying the movie..

riosluts 06-05-2004 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by B40
I usually check www.imdb.com

Anything above 7/10 I consider worth watching...and most of the time I end up enjoying the movie..

yeah me too. they got pretty good results there. I remember reading a review about THE HOURS, they said it was one of the best movies ever. I watch it and its boring as fuck

twistyneck 06-05-2004 01:31 PM

Reviewers tend to be arrogant cocksuckers that wouldn't know a good movie if it ran an icepick through their eye. They want "art" while I want entertainment. Big difference there. See what you want to see and fuck anyone that tells you otherwise.

EviLGuY 06-05-2004 01:46 PM

I agree 100%.. its like they only get to say they enjoyed a movie 5 times a year so they have to save em up. :1orglaugh

BigG 06-05-2004 01:55 PM

imdb.com is very good!

Another GREAT resource is: rottentomatoes.com

I actually use rottentomatoes.com all the time! It takes a few visits to see what all it can do, but once you figure it out . . . it kicks ash!

BigG 06-05-2004 02:04 PM

Hey galleryseek,

I think you have discovered a new product that could make you rich and famous . . .

Reviews of "Movie Reviewers!"

I would read your reviews and then select the movie reviews that matter!

I want to know who to listen to and who really sucks!!!

TheMob 06-05-2004 02:52 PM

check out mr cranky for movie reviews! :thumbsup

Zprogramz 06-05-2004 03:02 PM

Rottentomatoes.com is a good review site as well.

Z


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