This Is a Stick-Up! Fry Me Some Eggs!
 

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina (Reuters) - A hungry Argentine thief forced his way into a home on Friday to steal clothes and appliances -- before sitting at the dinner table to demand the captive family cook him a proper meal.


"He ordered a steak and fried eggs. Afterward, he pulled the telephone out and tied the family up," said the porter from the building in a posh neighborhood of Buenos Aires.


The thief then escaped.

well a man's gotta eat!

they cooked him dinner and they didn't even poisoned the fucking guy???? that's shit.

:feels-hot

yeah WTF were they thinking
once you're in the kitchen you've got access to all kinds of weapons: knives, frypans, meatcleaver, hell! even a rolling pin :Graucho

let the man eat he is hungry

yeah let the man eat. people gotta eat