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I haven't fucked for a while and...
There's a fat girl on my sofa. What should I do?
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fuck her in the asshole!
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pick a flap and fuck
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Gotta get drunk or stoned first - you'll enjoy it a lot more. Also, you'll have a great excuse for your buddies when she lets on to you in public!
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But she scares the fuck out of me! She's big, loud and annoying! And she eats all my food!!!
Lux |
Also, keep us posted - this thread could be a lot of fun!
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give it to her good....show her who da man is!
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also..make sure you videotape it and post it here when your finished. i need a laugh
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masturbate!
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lick her out too |
fuck the shit out of her, duh.
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I'm trying to think of a smooth way to take a picture of hers so you guys can see exactly how hideous she is.
Any ideas? LUx |
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You want to test your new camera - it didn't work last time.... Its lame as shit, but she sounds like a hound so she'll probably be OK if you smile nicely and do it quik...
Come on Lux.... best thread for days.... I'm lovin' it |
lets see the girl it cant be to hard to get a pic of her
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sleep with her!
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Cheers Lux - yep thats a Whale all right. What the hell is she doing beached on your couch?
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go masterbate or drink or get high as possible, just make sure you dont drink to much you cant get it up
or just go masterbate |
can you say....
MoOOOoooOOOoOoOoOOOooOO!!!!! |
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can you say... MoOOOoOOOoOOoOOOOOOooOoOO!!!!! |
Come on Lux - Give us an update. Just lie back and think of GFY
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Sorry dudus but it looks like the moment has passed. She's snoring on my fucking sofa now!
Hey hit me up would you: 239625693 Lux |
dashing out now Lux - but will be in touch !
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throw her on the barbie
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get drunk and hit that shit
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i wasnt up all night |
if you still are erect.. fuck'er...
Samuel |
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