Deer Steaks (JOKE)
 

One night a wife cooks up some deer steaks and serves them to her husband and two children. As they're enjoying dinner, the husband thinks it'll be fun to have the children guess what type of meat they're eating.

"Is it beef?" Little Katie asks.
"Nope."
"Is it pork?" Little Willie asks.
"Nope."
"Heck, we don't know what it is, Dad!" Willie exclaims.

"I'll give you a clue," the dad says, as he smiles lovingly at his wife. "It's what your mom sometimes calls me."

"Spit it out, Willie!" Katie shouts. "We're eating asshole!"

jDoG

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Pretty language for children...
I don't think I'd like deer steak though...

Not bad... but certainly not good to be refering to pops that way either.

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