If you happen to be an asshole....
 

...wouldn't it make sense that a shitty day would actually be a good day for you?

i'm an asshole but i dont have shitty days...

:eek7

No one likes shitty days.. even assholes. :Graucho

Quite wrong. Assholes love shitty days. Assholes live for shitty days. Hell, assholes deserve shitty days.


I would forgo having any shitty days myself for the next few years if it meant saving the life of even one asshole.

I would think any self-respecting asshole would want to be well maintained and sanitary. :Graucho

what the?

on one level, iguess it kind of make some sense.

but hell, assholes would even be worse assholes on shitty days.

personally i believe nobody likes em, asshole or no.

I had a curry last night and my asshole is screaming for mercy!

You know what that means.

Run! Run!!!

My friends and family think i'm a huuuuge asshole. they tell me all the time. i enjoy it when others have shity days not me:glugglug

You're an asshole, but I'm getting used to you. I like the fact that you talk incessantly. I got a thing for assholes who tell good stories.

ass hole love shitty days because they are the one who gave that shitty days to all the people around him

This is so funny. I was just saying to myself that that asshole m00d would probably come on here and call me an asshole.

Right on cue m00d. Good boy.

I'd have to agree with this. Fat people like to eat but they don't want food all over their face.

Fuck you, Smith.

"What did the asshole say to the webmaster?"




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I don't know, could this be it?

shitty day = asshole .... makes sense .:glugglug

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Makes sense

i am an asshole and a bad day means i am a huge asshole and a good day means i am a big asshole.

I have one asshole, don't need another one so hush it.

This thread makes me horny.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You're talking about your roast beef asshole, right?

Q: What does Jact's wife do with her asshole in the morning?

A: boots up his computer and puts him to work.


:1orglaugh



I love you man. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

dont be taking my jokes or ill find some ham pussy lips to fit your face!

:1orglaugh

That was almost funny... Cept I don't let her near my computers, she's an unholy terror.

How's things anyhow? Been awhile.

Black forrest ham lips? I could go for that.

You're right, she IS an unholy terror. What was I thinking??


I'm having a good day today so far. By definition that excludes me from being an asshole. For today. Tomorrow is another story.

She is the devil, with boobs.

I wish I could say the same, today has sucked from minute one. I really need to figure out how to sleep better :(

i'm an asshole.
i drunk so much last night that i didn't have a propper fuck.

Whiskey dink. Yeah, that sucks. You qualify.





Jact, you qualify too. But at least you're married to the devil with boobs.

I think I mentioned this.

Fuck you, Smith.

Attaboy. Spoken like a true asshole.


I'm sure I'll have my asshole-ishness back by tomorrow, Monday at the latest.

As a co-founder of the American Associations For Assholes, Telemarketers and Louie Anderson Look-A-Likes, I must say I love a good day because it's an open invitation to become an asshole ad make it a shiity day (for someone else, that is)

I believ that assholes hate shitty days because that means they didnt get a chance make someone elses day shitty. If they mkae someone elkses day shitty then they have had a good day.

i poop in jars

This makes sense. What worth would an asshole have as an asshole if he didn't make sure someone else had a shitty day?

Very good point. I can definitely see why you're the co-founder.

Waitaminute. Someone just told me that assholes tend to have small docks.

http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...hreadid=307572


Is this true??

100%.

shit.