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tonkagunner 06-04-2004 11:46 AM

Jesus loved porn
 
Why do religious people hate porn? Do their religious books say that porn is bad or something?

Manowar 06-04-2004 11:48 AM

Because Adam and eve's affiliate program didnt take off

Fletch XXX 06-04-2004 11:49 AM

well first off, "anal sex" is consider to be satanic could be a start.

anal sex is the ultimate blsphemy against nature. sex for the religious is not for pleasure but procreation.

so to stick the stem of nature into the dirty asshole of another is blaphemous.

i say start burning the catholics before they make Passion Of The Christ 2

tonkagunner 06-04-2004 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
well first off, "anal sex" is consider to be satanic could be a start.

anal sex is the ultimate blsphemy against nature. sex for the religious is not for pleasure but procreation.

so to stick the stem of nature into the dirty asshole of another is blaphemous.

i say start burning the catholics before they make Passion Of The Christ 2

So, religious people don't have sex for fun? I think if that were the case we would probably have alot more people than we have now.

detoxed 06-04-2004 11:55 AM

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Originally posted by tonkagunner
So, religious people don't have sex for fun?
arent supposed to

Priapus 06-04-2004 12:26 PM

religion is the crutch of fools.

RugbyChode 06-04-2004 12:29 PM

"And the correct religion was the Mormons, Yes thats right the Mormons"

jhauser 06-04-2004 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by Manowar
Because Adam and eve's affiliate program didnt take off
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh ! I guess their fruit niche wasnt very appealing.

Mr. Marks 06-05-2004 12:09 AM

no wonder. one saint (whos name escapes me, was it augustine?) said that sex is SOLELY for pro-creation. so if you fuck around for fun, its sinful. its like, youre throwing away potential kids or something like that.

in many cases, pornography in its very essence is vulgar and disgusting. it it used solely for the pleasure of the consumer and not for "holy" prurposes, thats why it is hated. like, everything should be done in the grace of god. thing is, lets face it. people then didnt have the diseases galore we have right now. and in the core of most religious teachings are hidden warnings: if you fuck around, you might get a disease. so dont. but on the way, the catechism got twisted in the sense that religious nuts shut their sexualities down.

but i believe that true, SPIRITUAL (take note, not RELIGIOUS) people are in touch and in tune with their sexuality: their needs and their wants as sexual beings. they value their bodies and take care of it, and knows its limitations.

for those who are having lots of great SAFE sex, good for you. a good lay contributes to our well-being. in my opinion, sex should be valued and pursued because it enhances our beings. i value sex because i value my BEING.

twistyneck 06-05-2004 12:11 AM

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Originally posted by tonkagunner
Why do religious people hate porn? Do their religious books say that porn is bad or something?
They are sick of all the dead kittens.

wdsguy 06-05-2004 12:11 AM

Jesus did a chargeback on my site

SilverTab 06-05-2004 12:16 AM

Of course he likes porn, why do you think he started JesusDialer :Graucho

pimplink 06-05-2004 01:07 AM

Man, wouldn't the world be more peaceful if we just stop discussing religion and politics?

MiSsBeHeaDReSs 06-05-2004 01:10 AM

thats bullshit, christians fuck like bunnies...just with their wives.
There is nothing in the bible that says you should not enjoy sex.

Mr. Marks 06-05-2004 02:41 AM

i didnt say it was in the bible, did i? check again.

i said one saint said it. and he's not even in the bible, i just forgot his name.

dont worry, ill try my best to look for it.

samuel 06-05-2004 02:46 AM

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Originally posted by Manowar
Because Adam and eve's affiliate program didnt take off
haha.. bad marketing strategy..

Samuel:1orglaugh

Corleone 06-05-2004 03:07 AM

i belive in god but i still love porn


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