San Diego on Acid (pics)
 

Just in case you missed today's FLASHCA$H Newsletter, I thought some people might get a kick out of my intro...

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Next week is the Cybernext Expo in San Diego. You going?

When I was younger, I had a rather unfortunate ?incident? while on hallucinogens at the San Diego Zoo.

In addition to a gnarly case of the giggles, the drugs also gave me the ability to understand what each animal in the zoo was saying.

The reptiles were pretty boring for the most part. Lots of comments like, ?I sure like the heat lamp.? ?Me, too.?
And the monkeys spent most their time debating optimal masturbation techniques (and bragging about their opposable thumbs to the less-fortunate animals.)

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But the tigers were the ones that got me in trouble.
They told me that they HATED being in a cage. At least, that is what I remember them saying. And apparently, they were quite convincing, because the police report says that I managed to free three of them. Two were re-captured quickly. But the third served as my trusty steed as I rode it towards the exit. She told me her name was Esmeralda, and we had glorious plans to start a new life together South of the border. Alas, the zookeepers (and their pesky tranquilizer guns) thwarted our plans. Once again The Man got in the way of a beautiful love story.

I still think of Esmeralda. Sometimes I even masturbate with a plush hand puppet and remember our special time together.

In any case, I look forward to seeing many of you at the show next week in San Diego! I?ll be the one in the Pink FLASHCA$H shirt, matching pink hair, and a sadness in my eyes over the loss of my sweet, fur-covered, Esmerelda.

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hahaha sexy!

Go Hal!!!!

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your co-op deals are outdated btw =)

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I hope you dont get lost amongst the others... :winkwink:

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hah thats great :1orglaugh

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i love hearing stories like this!!!!!

hallucinogens= ego death, thats what u experienced LOL :)

Wow--relying on police reports to recollect hallucinogenic moments.

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Entertaining story there, Hal.


Sounds like a very similar experience I once had in my younger days on acid.

My adventure took place in Soldier's Field in Chicago at a Grateful Dead show. The police reports indicated that I was chasing rabbits naked through Grant Park. That's funny, coz I thought I was doing battle with the devil for my soul while trying to escape from the bad energy circles the stage spinners were trying to suck me into.

Personally, I think chasing rabbits would have been much more fun that fighting demons. I thought I was some kind of superhero fighting Satan but according to the police reports, turns out I was just chasing rabbits.

Man, acid is confusing.

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So now I just stick to the herb. :Graucho



Hey Hal-next time your talked into anything by tigers, please count me in.

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LOL!!!
Oh, that is priceless. I gotta party more with you. :)

hey those flamingos copied your hair color! LOVE IT!
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c u in SD Hal!

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that was great :thumbsup

my buddy is banned from san diego zoo...we were there tears ago on a trip, standing by the monkey cages, a monkey reached out and grabbed his hat... with his quick response, grabs the hat too, and the monkey and my buddy began tugging back and forth, back and forth....my buddy bot a bit more aggressive (being at the time he was on steroids-pretty big guy)... he pulls harder and harder...in which the monkey's head keept bashing on the bars...harder and harder.... "let go of my fucking hat!"-he yelled....kids all around crying"leave him alone"... finally he got his hat back and the monkey passed out with bruises layed there as security saw all on tape... they took pictures of my buddy and told him never in his life is he allowed to come back.

Oh, SHIT!!!! He literally SPANKED that monkey!

ya I got that same email. funny stuff:thumbsup

Yes that was the first newletter I didn't just skim. I had to read it all. Good stuff :1orglaugh

yeah the medics came and took the mokey away

cruelty to animals:Graucho

You just made my day. Thank you!

hahaha, that was the strangest post i've read in a long time..

I can't speak for the monkey....but my relationship with the tiger was purely consensual. We were in LOVE, damnit!

(Although love *can* be cruel, I suppose.)

HAL!

Put my Pink Picture in the Flamingos with you! A Pink Orgy!

I wish more newsletters were like this. I love getting an interesting read every now and then.

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A pink orgy with flamingos.l That could be a new niche.

that is too funny Hal!

I took some hallucinogenics also at the SD Zoo (many moons ago)and I too was communcating with the animals!!

I was chilling with the Galapagos turtles watching them mate and foam at the mouth for about an hour. Maybe thats when my porn directing REALLY started! DOH!

I did a lot of acid in San Diego. I stood inside the shark tube at SeaWorld, I watched a Pink Floyd laser show, went on this cool hotel elevator that started in the lobby and went through the roof, and then you were outside. Lots of fun times.

Indeed. San Diego awaits.


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AHAHAHA!!! I love that idea. "San Diego Zoo: Birthplace of Modern Porn"