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I did NOT get fucking laid last night. I did NOT get fucking laid the night before! I haven't been fucking laid in so long, I'm a fucking VIRGIN again!!!

Get that fucking Bobdamned FUCKING "I got fucking laid last night." off my fucking Title or I swear I'm gonna get on my fucking broomstick and fucking fly to fucking California and fucking shove it up your fucking collective asses!!! Well, cept Red.

Do you fucking get it!

I WANT A NEW FUCK, FUCK FUCKING TITLE. FUCKING NOW!!!

ps: did I mention I'm PMSing? :0}



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tit,
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hey, wanna switch titles ? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif cause i did get laid last night http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Titmowse...
hmmmmm...heading for corpus this week for a little r/r...
maybe ya can meet me there and I can give ya the fix ya need http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/rolleyes.gif

haha, alien fuck?

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Tit, I think my bud Humbolt beat me to it. But if he cant help you out, just let me know and I'll be on the next flight..

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Smile and Be Happy

http://www.lightningfree.com

titmowse.... honnnniiiieeeee............. are we having a bad day? You can come here baby and share my hubby if you like...... he LOVES to fuck and will do it anytime day or night........ You can have him for a few days and give me a rest........ LMAO

Tam

Hey Tit,
If you come out here to do that broomstick shoving, I'll let you borrow my baby if you want him. He's good, young and full of stamina. I don't mind sharing as long as I can take pictures. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

Red

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hey tit,
don't worry
I think Lens will change the titles AGAIN soon http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif
hehe

My goodness! I had no idea so many women were willing to share their mens! Thanks Red and Tam...hee

Humbolt, I am flattered. Lightning, does that mean Mrs. Lightning is willing to share too?

It ain't so bad really. I mean, I'm a chick. If I wanted to get laid, I would just have to go to a bar and be slutty.

I just get this way one a month. If ya know what I mean.

Two and a half years and counting. Wonder how long I can go before I climb that tower with my UZI and start picking off people.

2 1/2 years??????? Oooouuucchh. I can't go 2 1/2 days without getting pissed off.

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so, does it make me a virgin again?

Stop Wimpering :glugglug

:1orglaugh You gonna be bumping old threads all day?

I think the question on everyone's mind is has this issue been resolved yet? Not the change in title, but did she get laid yet?

Someone needs to fire up a bowl of skunk.

:stoned

good idea, don't mind if I do

boneprone fucked you

Nice rant :thumbsup

Sounds like someone needs to get laid...:)

Hello...

My wife probaly would not share but if you want....come on down to Arkansas and I will sneak you a little piece of my dick :Graucho

http://www.deeprub.net/troysdick.jpg

Holy crap, 2.5 years without sex?! DAMN!

There are priests and porn surfers that get laid more often than you!

:thumbsup

02-05-2001 10:00 AM

0_o
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

When posts from the dead come back to life!

lol

wtf is with all the bumps?

people must be sick of all the like whoa threads so they're reading posts from 10 years ago

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you

I was beat incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

Chorus:

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats (after first time, "With your heartbeat")
Next to mine

Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
'Cause only love can last

You're so fine and you're mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold

(chorus)

Oooh, oooh, oooh

You're so fine and you're mine
I'll be yours 'till the end of time
'Cause you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
I've nothing to hide

(chorus)

Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
Like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Can't you hear my heart beat
For the very first time?

sounds like he needs to get laid now

www.escorts.com

:warning

wow.

let me just say that after year two, the anger passes. i'm on year four now and i'm calm. i don't even miss sex.

well okay, maybe i miss it but it doesn't make me angry anymore :winkwink:

I'm not that far away you know!

heehee. well, thank you for your kind and generous offer.

i'm kinda digging this whole celibacy thing. i gotta confess, my life is a hella lot less complicated these days. :thumbsup

complications are some times worth it :)

gosh you're sweet. you make an old lady feel good. :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you aren't that old... brains will get you everywhere

well, i'm off to nap before i take the kid around to look for a summer job. i'll sleep well because of your kind words. :)

I wasn't suggesting that we needed to have sex. Even though I know you're a hottie already.

Wow titmowse...

I take it that after almost 4½ years without sex, that crack between your legs has healed nicely? :winkwink:

Thank you for sharing this time of month with us.

look at the year

titmouse

all you had to do was ask me you would have gotten laid :)



Tanker

actually my legs grew together :thumbsup

glad to see you back at lightweed :Graucho

sex is good:thumbsup

Exactly..kinda funny finding old threads and people responding to them like it was just posted :glugglug

i love that story :glugglug

I did ;p

SHE darling. SHE.

Did the "I'm PMSing" part throw you off?