New Rule: Ask Me For Permission Before you Post Something Stupid, Poindexter
 

Dear Douchebags,

Ask me for permission before you post your inane drivel or I'll drive my size 10 1/2 wide right up your gerbil highway way over the speed limit.

Regards,

The Buffster

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Something on your mind, pussy? You've been riding my jock for a while now. Spit it out, bitch.

Who did you ask before you made this thread?

You're sucking dick on borrowed time, bitch.

just another acne ridden keybaord warrior trying to get some attention. you've just celebrated your one year anniversary of being a GFY member, and you're already dealing out judgement on what is fit to post? please.

hows the content..pppppffff girlfriend doing?

Since you don't know me, I'm gonna give you a chance to check around before I hurt your feelings.

haha dont fuck with me..ill argue with you on the internet...lol:winkwink:

It's fiancee, and things are great. Nudity doesn't bother me. It's not like she ever did any boy/girl shit. (except in my private home video). Jealousy will kill you.

i feel fine.

hows the new job?

somehow i'm not impressed with your thinly veiled threats. perhaps your should explain who you are so i can be even less impressed. are you grogans personall ball washer or soemthing?

Well, it was going well, but then your sister got lazy and only started turning a couple of tricks per night, so things could be better.

gerbil highway :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That's me, improving the American lexicon, while these babbling court jesters compete with each other for post counts.

i bet you look cute in the new hat.

and yes, i would like frys with that.

Hey Buff, if it is maskedman, or digipimp, you must let me be the first to exact my wrath upon them.... all others you can have first, deal?

Take heed GFYers, it's true

in fact, here's a pic of one of Buff's victims getting said size 10 1/2 boot removed from said gerbil highway...
http://mistressrose.net/fisting2L.jpg

Do you even have a college degree? I ask because you can't spell "fries" even though you've no doubt worked in fast food.