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fiftyfingers 06-01-2004 07:35 PM

Top 10 reasons to work at Google
 
Hey, they're hiring!

Top 10 Reasons to Work at Google

1. Lend a helping hand. With millions of visitors every month, Google has become an essential part of everyday life?like a good friend?connecting people with the information they need to live great lives.

2. Life is beautiful. Being a part of something that matters and working on products in which you can believe is remarkably fulfilling.

3. Appreciation is the best motivation, so we've created a fun and inspiring workspace you'll be glad to be a part of, including on-site doctor and dentist; massage and yoga; professional development opportunities; on-site day care; shoreline running trails; and plenty of snacks to get you through the day.

4. Work and play are not mutually exclusive. It is possible to code and pass the puck at the same time.

5. We love our employees, and we want them to know it. Google offers a variety of benefits, including a choice of medical programs, company-matched 401(k), stock options, maternity and paternity leave, and much more.

6. Innovation is our bloodline. Even the best technology can be improved. We see endless opportunity to create even more relevant, more useful, and faster products for our users. Google is the technology leader in organizing the world?s information.

7. Good company everywhere you look. Googlers range from former neurosurgeons, CEOs, and U.S. puzzle champions to alligator wrestlers and former-Marines. No matter what their backgrounds Googlers make for interesting cube mates.

8. Uniting the world, one user at a time. People in every country and every language use our products. As such we think, act, and work globally?just our little contribution to making the world a better place.

9. Boldly go where no one has gone before. There are hundreds of challenges yet to solve. Your creative ideas matter here and are worth exploring. You'll have the opportunity to develop innovative new products that millions of people will find useful.

10. There is such a thing as a free lunch after all. In fact we have them every day: healthy, yummy, and made with love.

EviLGuY 06-01-2004 07:38 PM

I wouldn't mind working at Google.. that'd probably get you laid by geek girls. :Graucho

dougeetx 06-01-2004 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by EviLGuY
I wouldn't mind working at Google.. that'd probably get you laid by geek girls. :Graucho

Aren't geek girls ugly, though?

woj 06-01-2004 07:39 PM

Googles seems like a great company to work for...

EviLGuY 06-01-2004 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by dougeetx
Aren't geek girls ugly, though?
Not really in my experience. I'm sure there are some though.

fiftyfingers 06-01-2004 07:41 PM

NO WAY! Geek girls are sexy with glasses. Just like in the movies. Give them contacts, a little makeup, a hair cut, and you've got a Miss Universe! It's true, and they all work at google.

media 06-01-2004 07:56 PM

I think google has about 1900 - 2000 employees.....

DirkG 06-01-2004 08:08 PM

Time to pour over that list and see if I can find something to do.
Thats a ton of openings, are they opening a new branch?

I wonder if working for them prohibits any kind of web site creation. Seems that might be a confilct.

smokingdawn 06-01-2004 08:09 PM

Seems like a sweet place to work

Pornwolf 06-01-2004 08:10 PM

I'd be the most corrupt Googler ever. I'd send prostitutes to the search engine department every friday. Hopefully it wouldn't interfere with the 8pm Counterstrike LAN parties I'm sure they have on the weekends.

fiftyfingers 06-01-2004 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by media
I think google has about 1900 - 2000 employees.....
But I believe the benefits were just as good over 1 year ago.

Jeromy 06-01-2004 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
I wouldn't mind working at Google.. that'd probably get you laid by geek girls. :Graucho
Geek chicks rule!

clickhappy 06-01-2004 08:15 PM

If I worked there I'd try to sneak in my own ads as long as I could

wyldblyss 06-01-2004 08:16 PM

They didn't mention pay, but with their list of benefits I'm sure their employees don't complain too much about their paychecks.

WiredGuy 06-01-2004 08:17 PM

Anyone who's been working at Google on their algorithmic side of operations who needs a job or bribe for certain information, I'm willing to pay :)

WG

Warden 06-01-2004 08:17 PM

Yeah I think Google is doing heavy scouting on people like us with tons of adult in our work histories

wdsguy 06-01-2004 08:18 PM

They were offering internships, too bad I don't fit their qualifications

acctman 06-01-2004 08:20 PM

google has less than 100 employee's from what i've read. they have no restructure. the ceo is pretty much a figure head who gets over ruled by a 2:1 vote by the founders. most of the employees don't like the engineers there since the founders tend to have company vacations and outings in which they only invite the engineers and higher up people.

EZRhino 06-01-2004 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
I wouldn't mind working at Google.. that'd probably get you laid by geek girls. :Graucho
:thumbsup

fris 06-01-2004 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fiftyfingers
Hey, they're hiring!

Top 10 Reasons to Work at Google

1. Lend a helping hand. With millions of visitors every month, Google has become an essential part of everyday life?like a good friend?connecting people with the information they need to live great lives.

2. Life is beautiful. Being a part of something that matters and working on products in which you can believe is remarkably fulfilling.

3. Appreciation is the best motivation, so we've created a fun and inspiring workspace you'll be glad to be a part of, including on-site doctor and dentist; massage and yoga; professional development opportunities; on-site day care; shoreline running trails; and plenty of snacks to get you through the day.

4. Work and play are not mutually exclusive. It is possible to code and pass the puck at the same time.

5. We love our employees, and we want them to know it. Google offers a variety of benefits, including a choice of medical programs, company-matched 401(k), stock options, maternity and paternity leave, and much more.

6. Innovation is our bloodline. Even the best technology can be improved. We see endless opportunity to create even more relevant, more useful, and faster products for our users. Google is the technology leader in organizing the world?s information.

7. Good company everywhere you look. Googlers range from former neurosurgeons, CEOs, and U.S. puzzle champions to alligator wrestlers and former-Marines. No matter what their backgrounds Googlers make for interesting cube mates.

8. Uniting the world, one user at a time. People in every country and every language use our products. As such we think, act, and work globally?just our little contribution to making the world a better place.

9. Boldly go where no one has gone before. There are hundreds of challenges yet to solve. Your creative ideas matter here and are worth exploring. You'll have the opportunity to develop innovative new products that millions of people will find useful.

10. There is such a thing as a free lunch after all. In fact we have them every day: healthy, yummy, and made with love.

friend works at google, they have a great salad bar :)

KMR Stitch 06-01-2004 09:56 PM

I would bribe you for key words ;-)


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