Fistfights, Pissing Matches, etc. for San Diego
 

I am prebooking any and all fistfights, pissing matches, shouting contests for the Cyber Expo.

Those of you with a chip on your shoulder or a major beef with anyone from any board this is your chance to smash some face or beat someone with their own items, such as laptops, rolled up convention flyers, etc.

Those of you that don't like me, I will be available either in the early mornings or mid-afternoons. I will not accept fights using wood or metal items, but soft plastic and/or latex is fine.

So, post who you want to pummel and approximate times of availability. No Mexican fighting - Tijuana death matches will not count as ownage points. No New York ratpacking. No Wisconsin cheese drippings. All fights must include three witnesses. No betting.

Feel free to invite anyone.

A bump for World Peace.

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The only fights that happen at shows are people fighting for position with their disposable in the overcrowded hotel rooms when some whore takes off her clothes and starts licking another whore's snatch........

I predict a record number of sausage fests!