Put a sticker on your car, Make it go FAST!
 

I just got home after dropping my girlfriend off someplace, and on the way home I was behind this supped up Mitsubishi Lancer that had all these damn yellow stickers on it representing the make.

We pulled out of a stop sign and I got side by side to it, and he took a left to go up one street, I was going to the same street however I took the next connecting road up a bit.

I ended up coming out in front of him, and I suppose he thought I was challenging him.

So we got to the next stop sign and it just so happened we were head to head at the stop.. so its our turn to go and he peels out a bit and goes ahead to the next stop sign... I didnt do much cause I wasnt really expecting a drag, so I get to the next one and we're head to head again, and I just sit there and its our turn to go, and BOOM I bitch slap him and we're heading down the road with traffic about 70 now, and theres some slow ass mofo in my lane so i cut across and im riding both lanes and i sorta push him into the curb a bit, all the time me being in the lead, then I accidently blew through a stop sign doing 80 now... and smashed into a Toyota Camry...

I got out of the car, feeling kinda woozy, but knowing I had won and spanked an azn in his mickey mouse Lancer.

(theres a lot of street racers here)

then, I just caught a cab home leaving my car there.

(its not in my name, and I took the plate off.. sucks it was a bomb car)

So you fucked your car up and left it? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Riiiiight. Pics?

Nice.. story.

Yes and my cock is 14 inches long.

The bullshit is waist deep in this one..

"then I accidently blew through a stop sign doing 80 now... and smashed into a Toyota Camry" + "I got out of the car, feeling kinda woozy"

you hit a parked car at 80 and felt woozy? uh huh. sure you wernt feeling dead?

"then, I just caught a cab home leaving my car there."
yeah, thats what i do every accident! noones noticed yet.

"(its not in my name, and I took the plate off.. sucks it was a bomb car)"
and no one will know you had it and the tow truck driver will wipe your prints off everything for you too.

Gee, I see someone took their Smart In the Morning Pill.

BTW, I've hit a telephone poll before doing 70-75 and I walked away from it and walked home like 2-3 miles, so unless you've been in a high speed crash before and actually have experience dont talk :2 cents:

Friend was with me too and he did the same.... I even had time to wipe the prints off then. (it was like 2am on halloween like 2-3 years ago, maybe 4).

was your car there there when you came back ?

wasnt my car, but I do know the cops were there and it was eventually towed