Desperate Male seeks Equally Desperate female
 

To engage in a relationship with.

She must be able to put up with my constant urges to nap, as well as complete and total lack of interest in anything she wants to do or say.

Frequent sex wil be involved, but it will not be pleasing. It will be short and extremely unpleasent with no joy in it for you.


Pay is shitty and hours even worse.
Apply within.

can i call the phone number in your sig to apply?

LOL, I think we've already done the telephone interview part of it, snookums! :Graucho

Nooo, you have my cell sweety.

i though aj was your bitch??? hes gonna be mad and throw out all your makeup and dresses when he finds out!

good luck with that man :thumbsup

there's PLENTY of them out there :1orglaugh

Im sorry I had to cut you. Your singing voice needs work.

Nothing wrong with a little gratuitious manlove! Don't hate man!

:winkwink:

i hate men.


i'm a lesbian:)

Inbox is flooding... okay hold on I need to tighten up the rules a bit.

Cooking will be involved. Lots of it. I eat every few hours.
I've also decided i don't want to shop anymore so you will be responsible for getting food.

Also, FUCKING CHRIST woman I don't want to put the toilet seat down. DEAL WITH IT or get out.

Well ya had me til ya said shitty pay....... you lost me there baby. Sorry..... I GOTS to have good pay to do work like this. :1orglaugh

Brad is my meatpuppet :Graucho

:1orglaugh

But I still love him! Really I do!

Ok NOW you got me back a little........ I prefer to do all the cooking and the shopping........... when my HUSBAND goes with me, all we fucking bring home is freezer shit, and I like to cook....... LOL

Toilet seat? We'd have to talk about that..... maybe a second bathroom. LOL

Damn, you sound just like my husband. Honey? Is that you?

Hmmmmmmm. Wow a lot of interest. Too many men though. GFY is homo.

this has all the makings a of a great thread

:1orglaugh

Satan... your ass is huge and red! Who the hell would I be pretending you were?

nice ad ya got there ? get any inquiries yet ? :1orglaugh

Good luck with your search. lol

Yes. And thank you for yours.

then how come no response ! I send a naked pic and everything :(

Hmmmmm weird I couldn't read the message. I guess the body was blocked. Do you have ARS in your email message sig, too?

Will you pay a finders fee?

learn to live alone, it's more fun that way

Brad check your email. I sent you something you need to see. It's very important.

Looks like you need is a real doll and a phone to order food, man:winkwink:

Looks very promising!

Can gays apply? (just kidding!)

Sounds about right.:1orglaugh

How about trannies! :winkwink: