SHIT!! I got a drug test tomorrow(Tuesday)!!
 

Okay, so I got a drug test tomorrow for a very high paying job tomorrow..

Last time I smoked herb was 7 days ago...I've been drinking a normal amount of water each day.

I need my system to be clean for the test!! What do you guys recommend?

c'mon you druggies, I know you know some secrets!

call in sick

dont show because it will be in your system

I think you are fucked.

Pothead.

If I don't show then I don't get the job. isn't there some types of shakes I can do?

7 days. if it's a piss test your clean, unless you been smoking ounces of kb and shit.. drink a bucket full of water right now and piss like no other for today.. wake up tomorrow take a fat piss then go get eat ALOT of food.. take a tun of vitamins.. to get your piss back yellow so it's not diluted with no ph balence... then piss once more after eating all that shit drink a big glass of water and goto test.. never fails passed weekly drug tests on probation for almost 3 years.. your piss will barely test.. and it will test clean .. only failed a few:thumbsup

Sounds convincing. hehe... Seven days ago I did just one small bowl...before that it was like four days before, and so on and so forth. I don't do it daily or anything like that.

I'm still debating on your method PLUS taking a shake or something.

your clean.. unless your really fat... bud is only in urine for 3 - 5 days... it's in the body for 30+ days .. in blood for 24 hours.. i was on probation from like age 11 - today age 20, i got this shit down to an art

Hmm i don't know drink kombucha

you should be fine
after 7 days you can pass a piss test.

You're sure of this?

I called a local head shop here and they recommended a shake called "The Stuff". Anyone heard of it? They say you have to be clean for two days(no problom) and y ou have to take the shake three hours before the test...

does this sound legit?

your clean if you only smoked 1 bowl a week ago. i guarantee it.. where are you testing? are you testing at some stupid hostpital? they don't watch you go.. have a friend piss in a bottle if your that worried.. they only watch you piss into the cup for goverment shit

yeah, it's at a hospital.

:thumbsup

Buy 20 gallons of water and drink it now.

Will they take hair from you and test that too?

Go get something called test-free or test-clear...It's at your local headshop and it DOES work :winkwink:




Mike.........

in the us you can buy fake piss almost everywhere , check out high times magazine for ordering infos , otherwise here in thailand we have intempestive piss tests at night clubs and we just put the water from the toilets in the bottle ( after flushing of course ) and it does the trick

Riboflavin (sp?) and Niacin

Take a couple charcoal pills too before the test...

Don't listen to these GFY clowns, those detox drink mixes have double and triple money back guarantees. Just make sure you follow the directions EXACTLY as they say.

I'd trust the drink before I'd listen to these jokers :)

With your nic, you should know.. that's one hell of a lot of water.:Graucho think I would pass

Read the ingredients on the detox drinks... they are just Riboflavin... (Vitamin B2)...

Most require 24-48 hr before the test...

Who cares?
Give us the company name and I will tell them you are a pot smoker.

Who wanna hire a guy who smoke pot?

hahahahah


:1orglaugh

I know a guy who passed a test by drinking vinigar, about a half pint. He smoked the day before the test and passed after his vinigar cocktail.

that is the ONLY way to pass. ONLY Fucking way, niacin, drinking pickle juice, drinking bleech, none of that shit works! only thing you can do is chug a shit load of water like a bucket full of water, the day before the test.. piss like no other and hope you can get your piss back to yellow before you goto drug test.. if it's clear piss, you fail for a diluted sample

just drink a lot of water and hope for the best

or try that other shit if your really worried

i heard drinking pasteurized milk would do. but if i we're you bring someone else who's clean. and pass his piss instead of yours.:winkwink:

How about you quit doing it?????

Drink a "jug" of water & a "jug" of cranberry juice the day before.. It cleans out your system and the cranberry juice puts the vitamins back into you so your system so your pee is not just water and clear.. it gives it color.
Before you go on that day.. Drink plenty of water!!

my sister in law is a nurse and that is how she passes.. Good luck!

ps.. you can always go the health food store and for like $50 you can buy some stuff that will clean you up in 30 min.

GOOD LUCK !!:thumbsup

Eating a pound of poo alos have good effects.

Get over it...pot stays in your body fat.
Takes forever to get it out.

You just lost yaself a job.

keep drinking water...works every time

drink 6 gallons before you go and def make sure its not your first pee of the day...make it your 3rd of 4th PEE ALOT BEFORE HARD!!

:thumbsup

you're a dumbass

Good luck with it

You already screwed yourself, so smoke some more and don't worry about it.

Do a shit load of meth....they won't even care about the weed after they find meth in your piss :1orglaugh

don't show up for your interview, just tell them you got stoned and would like to book another appointment

heh... thats messed up

Gonna drive to it in your ferrari too ? :1orglaugh

unless you show up and they decieded they want a hair sample

get in your Ferrari... and drive that cock smoker 190 mph at a brick wall... if that don't scare the piss out of you...

smoke another bowl and do it again

you're fucked to the bone, sorry

drug tests, pfft.

why are they so pervasive in america?