What Would YOU Do If Your Cock And Balls Looked Like This? (Pic)
 

http://www.dirtymofo.com/4018/images/9.jpg

SWEET JESUS! LMAO!!!

DH

surgery!

poor guy:glugglug

:eek2 banana

Thats a funny looking critter!

At least I wouldn't be doing porn.

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damn...i wouldnt be doing porn that is for sure..lol

Cut them off and suffocate myself with them. That is just wrong :(

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I'd ask you to fondle them for me.

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WTF is he thinking??? showing it off in that state???

that guy needs SURGERY!!!!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'd get a part time job as a coat hanger!

From this angle...The girl could easily pass as Sunny Leone. If it was Sunny...Which it's not....My cock could look like Gonzo the Muppet's nose and I would still pull it out if I had a chance to get some of that. :2 cents:


http://www.cs.duke.edu/~anderson/travesty/gonzo.jpg

Cry long and hard, then get into the content business as its the only way I could get that curved dick sucked

I'd work for cumonherface.com

Look at the angle man - he'd come on his own face!

Personal experience?

would be great for g-spot stimulation

there are alot of fucked up cocks in the world

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Well look at HER, SHE doesn't even know what the fuck to do with that thing...... she's trying to get advice from the guy with his dick in her rear from behind. rotfl

shoot myself

OMG..that is scary looking

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holy shit

what you guys don't understand is that most women would love his cock because at the contrary of all the guys with big straight dicks , his dick is just the right shape to stimulate the G spot when doing the missionary position.

remember size doesnt matter but shape and the knowlege of your partner's anatomy is the key to great sex .


am i wrong ladies?

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Bweheheh that's a funny penis :Graucho

lol wtf

fuck, that is scary shit!!!

I'd commit suicide!

There is a medical term for that condition, it just escapes me right now. But lets just say its Fucked Up :1orglaugh

that poor guy

I'd stop posting

that guy has some fucking problems he needs to get checked out:1orglaugh

Haha that pic is probably faked

Broken penis :1orglaugh

i am suprised he would even show that thing on film :1orglaugh

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He's ging to shot his eye out...
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God that is gross!

and you thought it was hard to piss with YOUR morning wood!!!
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i would give up ... go home and sulk

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omg your rght :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Thank you! That's exactly what I was thinking. :thumbsup

WTF IS THAT THING????