Slickcash Sarah
 

Will you marry me?

:1orglaugh sure

Now that all depends.....

Depends on what babes? I shaved my legs for you last night!!

Now she have to marry you yes!

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Um, thats not quite the answer i was longing for....there is a certain someone here that might be upset if I marry you!

uh oh..now everyone needs to know who he is

edit: this is the zeroes, and porn..so it might be a girl as well...let us know;)

Ut oh!!! this is gonna be tough!!

Well, what are ya gonna do for me if I do marry you?

Don't tell me you've been seeing people behind my back??

I'll wash your feet every night :)

Really?? That sounds temping........but they are already cute and clean

Yes they are and all for you?? who is the love rival????

I can't tell you, or else it wouldn't be any fun babe!

Damn :(

she's building her empire getting half on every divorce

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LMAO..thats a fantastic idea!

Get your grubby Scottish hands off my woman... biatch!

There may be enought lovin' to go around kids...lets not fight about it!

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my cousins name is sarah

Maybe I am your cousin??

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NO MARRY ME !!! :Graucho

wow, sarah RULES

I will marry the higest bidder....lol

That's a nice offer...But will you show her the love and respect that she deserves the rest of the time?

If your idea of romance stops at washing her feet......You really have some stiff competition. :glugglug

STIFF competition eh??

lol...Let's not go there.

Ok then I will get her drunk :glugglug

Then rub her feet :Graucho

You're going about this all wrong. Marry whoever sends the most joins.

Thats a great idea! I will marry whoever sends me the most joins, and post the honeymoon pics on GFY

haha, id buy a membership for that:winkwink:

Only one?

I guess you are not very committed to her.

How many joins would you say one must buy to PROVE their committment to me?

I'm afraid one join isn't going to do it my friend. Do what I'm doing... since nobody is around today, I'm forwarding all of our traffic to their sites.

Sarah where should we go for the honeymoon?

Ooohhhh, you are SURELY gonna win this..Um, I suggest somewhere hot and tropical, where there is no need for clothes! What do you think honey?

well how many does it cost to be commited?

it seems there is some heavy competition as well


ok...ill buy two memberships a month

that should firmly square her away in my corner..lol
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can i also use my own link code to buy through ;)

Joins are nice but they are over rated in this case. :)

BUT......if it came down to joins....I would not put a number on it. The guy better be prepared to drain his bank accounts and max out all of his own credit cards.....Hell...Even his Grandma's credit cards.

lol Aaron you know how us scottiish are at romance!!

Uh....I don't really want Sly vacationing in my bedroom.

Yes...Yes I do. And unfortunately for you....Sarah is not a sheep.

Feck I knew there was something wrong!!

LMFAO...

It's OK bro....Sarah has not met you...I have so I can also tell you that there is no way in hell that she could understand you anyway. :)


Here's a quick funny story.....

Paul-C and I were sitting in the Netpond office and Paul was talking to Meat and Aga. After a few minutes, Meat looks at him and says: "Could you just speak some fucking English please?"

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heheheheh we're not that fecking bad!! lol

Tell that to Meat.

He was straining so hard to understand Paul that he was beginninng to look like a monkey doing a math problem. :1orglaugh