My cousin is marrying an FBI agent
 

cybercrimes division..... wedding is tonight..... should be about 50 agents there.

should make for some interesting conversations:1orglaugh

is she crazy? must be crazy in love...

I've met several of the Cyber Unit at DefCon.

:1orglaugh You will be able to tell them about MasterBlogger

nice...you aint gotta worry about shit no more

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

funy thing is, another family member is a US states attorney... I carry cards with me:1orglaugh

i think im now officially covered

Gee that's realy cool but don't tell them what are you working :winkwink:

that reminds me of a funny story...

when i was in HS, i knew this arabic guy and we smoked at his house...one day i go up there about to smoke and there was this indian lookin guy sleeping on the couch and hes like

"ehhh don't mind the fed on the couch."

im like wwwhat? he wakes the guy up and hes like "yea im an agent"

im like you dont care that we're smoking...hes lkike, well let me go in the other room cause they randomly test me. i was like booshit, let me see your badge...and sure enough it was real!

i was like your the fucking man dood!

never met an FBI agent before let alone smoked in the presence of one...


:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

my girl had a childhood friend turn around and marry a cop.

just had to attend their kids 1st year birthday party. it was fear and loathing style paranoia as i sat and tried to bullshit about things knowing these fucking guys would pounce on me if they only knew the shicanery I am up to online.

:)

KEWL!!

lol...there is supposedly a list of 50 people the fbi is going after online. I read this on the fbi website.

Im going to try to obtain this list:glugglug

anything for the team is appreciated.

:)

Please do :glugglug

keep us posted

:thumbsup

the guy is a pimp.



After college XXX became an Officer in the United States Navy. While in the Navy, chased drug smugglers in the Caribbean and terrorists in the Middle East. After the Navy XXX continued with his government service and moved to Chicago, IL.

I used to live next door to an FBI agent
He never minded my pot smoke-
but he did have a problem with the loud noises coming from my bedroom-

I used to have a chick in Pacific Beach that would make blood curdling screams when she came.

Al was a cool neighbor and like he said to me once " i could care less if you get stoned, or if you shove kilo's up your noses , but if you have a meth lab or are maknig bombs next door to me , I'll kill ya"

I'll always remember that line...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh good story

Would be a good thing to do .

Don't tell them about GFY :)

Al sounds like a man who had his priorities straight :)

Like OH MAH GAWD THAT IS SO FAB! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:thumbsup

Marrying into the FBI might have it's advantages...

Like protection, bribes, making people 'disappear'

But no more drugs or pimping for you my son

:winkwink:

hah...that's dope...it's always good to have someone on the inside :winkwink: ... i've got a relative who's a cop

:1orglaugh

I had no idea what US people actually think of anyone in the FBI :-) From this thread it looks like they must have leprosy :winkwink:

It may just be that I am one of the fortunate ones, - I have two very good friends, one happens to be in the FBI and another in a "similar" "governmment agency".

Both these people are not the "characterizations" of "pigs" and just "normal" folks. I've often asked why the fuck they bother doing these jobs for very little money. One in particular is damned good at doing this kinda stuff - I've learned a few useful things outta that! :-) But I can't say I "hate" em as a group - if they ask too much and step over the line, they are told to fuck off. I don't ask em details of what they do - it's none of my biz.

It's not the "people" in these orgs that are necessarily the "problem" - it's the regime, usually from the top, and the laws that dictate what shit/attitudes these employees get up to.

Hell.. WTF am I doing "defending" the FBI!! :1orglaugh Sorry folks - that was a moment of weakness - back to "hating"!
:winkwink:

Edguy!:

DUH?? :1orglaugh

Sheesh... you don't know the FBI too well!!! It's all a facade - they are no different in their private lives! :winkwink:

good luck on getting any information outta him

Jaeger:Graucho