Last night when I was drunk I heard this couple fucking
 

SO there I was, totally wasted coming out of a bar, walking home, when I heard that unique sound of a couple fucking somewhere. So I looked around, and noticed that their was a window open on the second floor.

So, wasted as I was I was very amused by the sounding of some girl getting fucked. And judging by the sound of it, she was getting fucked well. Man, than bitch screamed as if she was getting surgery without anasthetics.

So, I lit up a sigarette, and just stood their. Her screaming came louder untill she came. So then I just couldn't help myself, and I started applauding, cheering and all. You should have seen the look on her face when she came to the window....priceless!!

I was laughing all the way home. It was funny as hell.

Glad you enjoyed my performance :thumbsup

jeje that has happened to me coming home from bars in Montreal many a time ;p

:1orglaugh That's damn funny :thumbsup

thanks for admitting you are a voyeuristic perv. if i wa the guy. i would have come out of the house and kicked the ever loving shit out of you :2 cents:

It was on the second floor dummy...but hell, if it was on streetlevel I'm sure everybody would be screaming 'pics'!
But, nothing wrong with being a little perv.

NICE; next time you record it

youre fucking retarded. stop wasting bandwith and just pull the trigger already. useless :2 cents:

Useless.

Yup, you're right Dr. Phill. I'll do that asap. Thank you for your insight. I guess I just needed your expert and educated opinion on my mental wellbeing.

Jeez...chill the fuck out.

I can believe it :1orglaugh

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You should have gotten pics of the look on her face when she looked out the window :thumbsup

Haha, well said :)
Once, I caught a couple too while having sex, but as they noticed me they shut all windows...so the fun was over :/

i would be proud

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That's great! You should have offered her a smoke! :1orglaugh

man i used to hear people screwing from my open apartment window all the time. i, coincidentally, always found those times to be the right ones to beat off.

I smell a keyboard warrior :2 cents:

:1orglaugh thats great...

lol :1orglaugh

Damn so it was you clapping outside my window :thumbsup

lol awesome!!

shoulda joined 'em :1orglaugh

montreal must be a cool place

Time to get your baseball bat out ... better run budy

nice

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh thats a good one.

beware of false prophets, i mean profits hehe

LOL..that was good!

hahaha thats fucking awesome.... it would have been better with more people... she would have had her own fan club :Graucho

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That's hillarious...but didn't they smell the smoke from your cig and figure out somebody could hear them?

nice story

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Dude, if they were dumb enough to leave the windows open, and she's a screamer, guess what. The entire goddamn neighborhood is listening in, and I wonder how many were beating off to it in the privacy of their own homes.

Turn on the "THINK" switch in your brain before you operate your mouth or keyboard. It saves a lot of trouble.

:sleep he never said he sat there and watched them fucking, he just listened. Hell anyone would probably do the same just to get a kick out of it. There's a difference between getting off to something like this and having a good laugh about it. Maybe you should learn to tell the difference.

Anyway... good shit man, especially the applauding part. :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Are you admitting that you beat women?!?!? MarcieB sounds like a woman to me....

My neighbors in my old apartment were the same way; they'd fuck all the time and leave the window open...so my friends and I would always yell shit and applaud...she fucking hated us, but goddamn it was fun!