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My dream of doing nothing...(and getting paid for it)

There comes a point in every man's life when he must find something that truly makes him happy...A time when he must follow his dreams or otherwise live a life of regret...That time for me is now...

...I realized long ago that having a 'real job' was not something that I would ever be interested in...So I turned to the internet...I have made some decent money...Nothing substantial...But, decent nonetheless...I have, for the time being, become burnout...Making sites, galleries, submitting them, and all of the other repetitive things that go along with this business are beginning to bore me...

...That being said...Money makes the world go round...Doing nothing is my dream...But the reality of life is that only one in a million get by doing nothing...It is my quest to defy those odds...

...What I propose...

Hire me as a full time GFY poster...

WHAT YOU GET:

1) My Sig Space

2) Intelligent, Thoughtful, and Somewhat Entertaining Posts

3) Consistent Posting On a Daily Basis

4) Brand Recognition

5) A self-proclaimed charming, witty, and strikingly handsome young man...

...WHAT YOU DON'T GET

1) Blatant Sig Whoring

2) Repetetive, one word or smilie posts, just for the sake of posting...

3) Pics of my 16" penis...

4) My firstborn (2nd born negotiable)...

...Anyone interested in making my dream come true?...
...Please post offers in this thread...

...Thanks for your time, and I look forward to doing business with you...

Entropy

:1orglaugh

good luck on that..

If you got a 16 inch peter....

You should be able to come up with a few jobs to do nothing and get paid ;-)

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Originally posted by nathan_f
:1orglaugh

good luck on that..

My fingers are crossed...

...Tons of people here get paid to show off their sig space...I'm offering to show off mine full time...We're talking a possible 5k-6k posts a month...Not too shabby...Lots of exposure...

please just shoot yourself :2 cents:

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Originally posted by jdog31
$10.00

Offer Noted...

But wouldn't posting on a daily basis and coming up with intelligent, thoughtful and witty posts be work in a sense since you would be obligated to do it...daily I might add...and daily wouldn't be 9 to 5 but basically every waking moment?

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Originally posted by Entropy
My fingers are crossed...

...Tons of people here get paid to show off their sig space...I'm offering to show off mine full time...We're talking a possible 5k-6k posts a month...Not too shabby...Lots of exposure...

you can do 5k-6k posts in a month without a postbot?

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Originally posted by Deeprub
If you got a 16 inch peter....

You should be able to come up with a few jobs to do nothing and get paid ;-)

My penis wants nothing to do with me or my dream...He's got the big head...

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Originally posted by wyldblyss
But wouldn't posting on a daily basis and coming up with intelligent, thoughtful and witty posts be work in a sense since you would be obligated to do it...daily I might add...and daily wouldn't be 9 to 5 but basically every waking moment?

Technically, maybe...But it wouldn't feel like work...

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
you can do 5k-6k posts in a month without a postbot?

Most definitely...150-200 posts a day is totally within logic...

I don't sleep much...

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Originally posted by smokingdawn
LOL...good luck!

Thanks:thumbsup

...Ya know, YOU could hire me, to give you constant pleasure...

Is this guy for real? 60 somethinig posts and then this? You are as fucked up as I thought you were. No one pay this guy a DIME!

good luck in your quest

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Originally posted by Harmon
Is this guy for real? 60 somethinig posts and then this? You are as fucked up as I thought you were. No one pay this guy a DIME!

Harmon?

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Originally posted by jm_247live
good luck in your quest

Thank you:thumbsup

nothing good in life comes easy, and suggesting that working on the internet or in adult is not a "real job" is pretty fucking stupid. If you work at something you have a talent for and get paid for it, then it is a "real job"

When you work for yourself you have to work at least twice as hard as when you work for someone else because you and only you are responsible for your income and financial well being.

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Originally posted by mdcq
nothing good in life comes easy, and suggesting that working on the internet or in adult is not a "real job" is pretty fucking stupid. If you work at something you have a talent for and get paid for it, then it is a "real job"

When you work for yourself you have to work at least twice as hard as when you work for someone else because you and only you are responsible for your income and financial well being.

Never meant to imply that working on the interenet was not a real job...Only distinguishing it from a 9 to 5 (which society in general considers the norm)...

it wont come true....

strive hard dude!

We all have our dreams:thumbsup

news flash: you're still doing something

That's my dream too. Too bad, it will never happen. Gotta work hard.