Errr Fucking Spyders!
 

man i am fucking TERRIFIED of spiders and one is in my fucking car.. its a big one too, my lil brother asked me to take him and his friend for a ride because they havent been in it since the new exhaust and when i got in the car i sat down, folded the seat back and looked and there was a damn brown wolf spyder chillin. i jumped out and told my brothers friend to kill it and he went to hit it and fucking missed!!! the thing ran and hid in my car somewhere and now i wont go in it.. imma get the bug lady who bombs the house ever month to come over and bomb my car, then i still wont go in for a week:1orglaugh damn spiders


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*edit, yes i realize the title is Spyders and not Spiders... sorry for the typo

wimp

dont start shit with me brandon, aaron already has you by the balls, dont make it be the both of us:thumbsup

just think it could be worse, the spider could lay eggs in your car and in a week you could have 1000s of tiny wolf spiders running around in there:1orglaugh

haha, i already thought about that shit... i hope the spider bombs kill eggs too :(

haha there was another thrad just like this one like yesterday

shesh man good luck, i hate those fuckers too

I HATE BUGS

aww look how cute they are!
http://mamba.bio.uci.edu/~pjbryant/b...iders/0064.jpg

jeff, dont kill it, just open up all of your doors and it will prob crawl out eventually.

i had one of those in my bathroom a couple yrs ago. really BIG one too. i didnt know that when the babys hatched that the mom carried them on her. i tried to hit it with a flyswatter and hundreds of babys went everywhere!!! :( i can sympathize with ya.
well ok, its kinda funny now but wasnt at the time. :1orglaugh

noway, he'll call his buddies and then they'll take over the car.

Lol. Its just a bug. What are you afraid its going to do to you?

dude, I think you can take him... I know you must fight like a little girl because you are afraid of spiders, but you out weigh the thing by a shit load.

Be a man, go huntin

once I was layin in my bed naked when I saw a brown recluse spider in it ... I picked it up and let it walk on my ballsack for a little while ...



Now if you ever want fun, go look for a wolf spider web ... they usually lay egg sacs with lots of spiderlings ... watch for mature sacs, pick one up and put it on your tongue with your mouth open ... the moisture will break the sac and thousands of spiderlings will pour in a froth out of your mouth and down your chin and all over your face.

I sympathize for you man...in the fall, we usually gets tons of Hobo spiders crawling all over the place. I fucking hate those big fuckers, but love when I catch them in the glue traps :BangBang:

THATS THAT NIGGA J

....lmfao SMG



wtf... lmfao... now i would love to see osmeone do that shit... lmfao... imma find one and tell my friend when he is high that the spider eggs have a TCH based liquid on them, and watch him do it. :1orglaugh

thc
and no one has me by shit
wimp

it's true the majority of gfy users are geeks

you'd rather talk shit on me for being loud and crazy than this other 18 year old who flips people off & drives away scared for his life, and later confesses his intense fear of spiders:1orglaugh