Anyone ever actually use the thigh-master?
 

no

I used it a few times to beat the hell out of my dog for crapping on the floor.

i like to use my 9 iron in that circumstance

susan sommers..lol

If I ever really wanted to hurt a girl, I would send her one of those as a gift with a nice card. It always makes them cry.

or you can buy them pots and pans:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Thats almost as bad as mailing someone deodorant anonymously.

Oh ya!



Also, I think pots and pans are disappointing to a girl but they aren't nearly as much of an insult!