"The Day After Tomorrow" aka "I Want My Money Back"
 

Definitely wait for the DVD. No, better, wait til some shmuck friend of yours buys the DVD and borrow it from him. No, better, wait til some shmuck friend buys the DVD then beat him with a baseball bat and steal it as a lesson to him for buying such a suck-ass movie.

This movie about a super storm that floods and freezes the northern hemisphere is about as cheerful as a resistant dingleberry in a thong bikini during a limbo dance.

It's from the same group that brought us Independence Day, Godzilla, The Patriot and I forgot what other big budget 'happy feely' disaster shit.

It amazes me how when these asteroids that hit Earth and bizarre storms that hit Earth just can't resist, just can't resist hitting those famous landmarks. No they won't hit or smash into Joe's Bar & Grill in bumfuck Alabama, but somehow, someway that errant meteor will travel billions of miles through space and survive the burning entry into our atmosphere to somehow hit with accurate precision some famous building or landmark.

There isn't a letter in the alphabet low enough to assign this shlock.

BUT!!! There's a BUT!!! Go when the theatre is packed with all your drunk friends and laugh your asses off. This is the best comedy of the summer. You won't believe the dumbassed dialogue these people speak. You won't believe the stupid shit they go through for no reason anyone can fathom. The audience was the best part of this movie. We were screaming with laughter and people made with the wisecracks. I hadn't had this much fun at the movies since 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'. I expect in years to come midnight audiences will show this flick and throw ice when the ice storms hit and fart when the tornadoes hit and spray squirt guns when the rain hits.

It was soooo funny to see more people laughing at this movie than at Shrek 2 which was supposed to be funny.

That bad huh? I figured i'd wait for the dvd....

I liked independance day tho.

All of you have successfully convinced me not to watch it now! :(

So stev0, can I borrow it :winkwink:

after seeing all the threads about how bad it is, im not even sure i want to rent it when it comes out :1orglaugh

Still going to see it

You can't stop me! :1orglaugh

Damn, was thinking about going and seeing this but not particularly looking forward to it...guess I'll wait now

I'll never forget that Godzilla fiasco. I waited forever for it to come out. I bought tickets a day ahead of time for the first showing. I watched all the old ones again to get primed for it. Then, I saw it.

Holy fuck, I wanted to gouge my eyes out. What a complete piece of shit. I've never been so pissed off in my entire life.

On a happy note, they can't even give that fucker away in the $5.50 bargain bin at Wal-Mart. I hope they choke to death on thousands of unsold DVDs.

So I take it that this was worse than Godzilla? Is that even possible?

booohahahaha


JUST LIKE THE NEW GODZILLA RIGHT??? CHEESY CG?

I'm going to go see it tomorrow :glugglug

Worse? "Day After Tomorrow" makes "Godzilla" look like "Ben Hur".

Godzilla wasn't 'that' bad but it shouldn't have been called 'Godzilla'. There's only ONE Godzilla. You don't remake an icon. It's like tryin' to remake a Humphrey Bogart movie, you just-don't-do-it.

DATM was so bad I was rooting for the storm to wipe out mankind. As a 'disaster' movie is sucks more ass than rim job tgp.

As a comedy it ROCKS! You can't take it seriously. The president character is sooooo fucking funny people were screeching with laughter. The vice president scenes were like 'haunting of Dick Cheney' because he looks and acts like 'Dick Cheney'. The president however looks like 'Al Gore' and is about as charismatic.

SPOILER!!!

The scenes where Americans are fleeing over the border into Mexico illegally brought the biggest cheers and laughs.

Mind you, the actors are all good it's just the script is so stupid and it's directed for chintz.

If you do go, go for the laughs.

It was a quite entertaining 2 hrs. Not the best movie of the year but who cares?

Yeah, I agree, its a good popcorn flick. Don't expect more and you'll enjoy. :)

I liked the movie. About the storm hitting the landmarks....do you think the movie producer is going to show all the damages to Joe's Grills or other places? It will consume the whole movie, by showing the famous landmarks, the producer is creating an impact that everyone can relate to.

I knew it...and I hate disaster movies...

Die!

So Joe Grill WAS damaged? Can someone confirm this?

I thought it was a great movie with cool effects.

It's a movie, not reality, so you have to take it for what it is.
There were a few people walking out of the theater saying it was unrealistic, but what the hell, IT'S A MOVIE!

Some people just don't get it.

That just cracks me up. I almost spilled my drink there. Thank you, you've just made my day!

I wish Dennis Quad was my dad.

So are you saying you didn´t like it?

Ha! See! That's why they pay me to write these reviews! Women just love em'!

SUYT!!!!

This movie about a super storm that floods and freezes the northern hemisphere is about as cheerful as a resistant dingleberry in a thong bikini during a limbo dance.
:waaaaahh

i think we have seen the birth of a new movie rating system. :thumbsup the bikini dingleberry category

I might not go see this one afterall. It didn't get that good of a rating on IMDB either.

Damn wanted to watch it tonight :(

lol siskel and greg

LOL! What's funny is about 5 years ago I started putting up movie reviews on my website. I was blogging before blogging was cool. What I didn't realize was that thousands and thousands of people were visiting my site for the reviews! Then the movies coming out were so rotten I protested and stopped writing reviews. I'm a professional writer and then I got offers from other magazines to write but they wanted to edit stuff in favor of their 'hollywood favs' so I stopped. Now that I've been able to go to more movies I'll revive my movie review blog.

Tell you the truth, movies nowadays are so rotten and geared for 'eye candy' bs that great writers and actors and directors often get overlooked. I see em' all the time here in Hollywood bummin' for money etc.

Glad I've got a hot porn site.

Told ya so.