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AliciaK 05-28-2004 05:49 PM

Just a nice story about an Iraqi
 
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One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing
to serve, and fight, for not only our own freedoms but so that others may have them also.

But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday, on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha. He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the US flag lapel pin the
cashier wore on her smock.

The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly,"yes, I always wear it and I probably always will."

The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi.

A gentleman standing behind my son stepped forward, putting his arm around my son's shoulders, and nodding towards my son, said in a calm and gentle voice to the Iraqi woman: "Lady, hundreds of thousands of men and women like this young man have fought and died so that YOU could stand here, in MY country and accuse a check-out cashier of bombing YOUR countrymen. It is my belief that had you been this outspoken in YOUR own country, we wouldn't need to be there today. But, hey, if you have now learned how to speak out so loudly and clearly, I'll gladly buy you a ticket and pay your way back to Iraq so you can straighten out the mess in YOUR country, of which you are obviously here in MY country to avoid."
Everyone within hearing distance cheered.

Pass it on....GOD BLESS AMERICA

Babel 05-28-2004 05:51 PM

hahaha, hhaha, hahaha

your a fool if you beleive this shit

doornx 05-28-2004 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babel
hahaha, hhaha, hahaha

your a fool if you beleive this shit

we're beyond bullshit if you ask me

AliciaK 05-28-2004 06:02 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Joe Citizen 05-28-2004 06:07 PM

I love the end:

"Pass it on....GOD BLESS AMERICA"

:1orglaugh

silent moan 05-28-2004 06:08 PM

hahahhaha

that's not true

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

reynold 05-28-2004 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AliciaK
"... But, hey, if you have now learned how to speak out so loudly and clearly, I'll gladly buy you a ticket and pay your way back to Iraq so you can straighten out the mess in YOUR country, of which you are obviously here in MY country to avoid."
Everyone within hearing distance cheered.


I love this part! :1orglaugh

EviLGuY 05-28-2004 06:45 PM

Yeah the real story was.. the guy walks up to her and says "Shut the fuck up you iraqi whore..", but they cleaned up the language some. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mr. Marks 05-28-2004 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
Yeah the real story was.. the guy walks up to her and says "Shut the fuck up you iraqi whore..", but they cleaned up the language some. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Now that is what a true GFYer will just say!

VeriSexy 05-28-2004 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
Yeah the real story was.. the guy walks up to her and says "Shut the fuck up you iraqi whore..", but they cleaned up the language some. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh Yeah, they censored it just a bit

sinkiss 05-28-2004 11:28 PM

might not be a true story but there is alot of truth in the story :)

bhutocracy 05-28-2004 11:33 PM

pfffttt.. not even realistic propaganda.

pure energy 05-28-2004 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sinkiss
might not be a true story but there is alot of truth in the story :)

You got that right!

sinkiss 05-28-2004 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pure energy
You got that right!

thank you :)

pimplink 05-29-2004 02:14 AM

Funny story! :1orglaugh

Marcus Aurelius 05-29-2004 02:16 AM

yeah the little kid flipped her off and said "go suck a camel cock you fucking sand ****** bitch!" and the father and son got their pack of marlboro's and case of old milwaukee and left silently.

bluedevil 05-29-2004 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babel
hahaha, hhaha, hahaha

your a fool if you beleive this shit

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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