Breaking News: U.S. to take away Internet from all Third Worlders
 

The U.S. Military announced today that third world countries such as Russia, all of Eastern Europe, all of Africa, all of South and Central America, most of Asia, and Canada, provide nothing of use to the Internet and only serve to steal credit card numbers and income from god-fearing Americans. Thus, as of June, 2004, all these countries will be cut off from the U.S.-controlled worldwide web until such time as their countries are no longer shitty, broke, worthless leeches on global society. We will still provide these countries with enough federal aid that they can keep their U.S. owned sweatshop factories running however.

Funny, now to bad my fraud is US based.

Interesting.. I heard it was the other way around that we all secretly were going to take the internet away from americans so that they couldnt know where the other countries were in the world so as not know where to bomb

What a shame, these rebel countries on the axes of evil will have to collude together to get our porn from other sources :)

WG

So only spammers and carders will stay in the Net (you know the biggest % of it is comming from the States)??? That will be the end of everything...

bwhahaha, funny story. go tell lil stevie. tsss :1orglaugh

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and what do americans contribute? besides ignorance

Most fraud I've had is US based also... I think Rictor's been hitting the crack pipe a little too hard.

There are only 2 kinds of porn:
1) the German one
2) the Shitty one

So... are you German? :Graucho

man i love that pic bwhahahaha

stupid thread!

Aren't most Internet users from the U.S.? Computer owners? People with technical computer knowledge? That would make sense then.

But if you try to tell me the percentage of honest Russian webmasters is higher than the percentage of honest U.S. webmasters, I'm afraid you're sadly mistaken. There's a reason big programs have so many third world countries banned.

but.... I'd dit it :Graucho

If you can prove they're American, you can prosecute them since we actually have laws in this country.

Canada's a third-world country?

Sweet dreams man :winkwink:

so, what funny news we get everyday about US clowns!..

Samuel

Corse, because they aren't invented Mc Donald's.

Like shooting fish in a barrel...

English, mother fucker! Do you speak it?!

Hey, I just posted an important news article from CNN, I don't know why you guys are mad at the messenger. :1orglaugh

Seems you've never seen the the real 1st country looks like... Ok, here is a pic of the best representative of the best army of the best country at work (the usual work for the best representative of the best army of the best country is a world saving of course!):

http://www.frugaljohn.com/iraq.gif

Actually I think didn't fuck your mother, but if you insist... :winkwink:

As about the English. No, I don't speak it. So what? :Graucho

I am very proud of that picture. If I was over there, I wouldn't have treated them so well though. Why do we take prisoners anyway? Did we run out of bullets or something?

Actually yes I think we did.

Practicing your fiction writing skills again huh? I must admit, you are improving little by little.

Another best representative of the best country :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

wanna try it again? this time in english please

"We will still provide these countries with enough federal aid that they can keep their U.S. owned sweatshop factories running however. "


"We"? Funny...you aren't part of the Military are you? If not, why do you say "we"? Were you in on this decision? No? Then SHUT THE FUCK UP you wanna be...

;)

J.


P.S. I understand this post is a joke, I just hate it when people group themselves in with another organization like they are a part of it. Kind of like when your favorite sports team wins a game and you say, "ya, WE played a good game didn't WE?" YOU had nothing to do with THEM winning the game!!!

It's a news article, dumbass. The person who wrote it put "we" in there, meaning "we, the United States."

A news article huh? Post a link to the "CNN" news article that used the words "shitty, broke, worthless leeches on global society."

J.

What for??? I don't know English so I even don't wanna try that again (tooooo lazy, sorry) Actually that was a special secret code you know :winkwink:

I find your lack of faith disappointing.

If that happens, who will support the US adult industry? :1orglaugh

I'm not here to impress...but hey, this thread is entertaining and getting good views/posts isn't it?

Making good sig whore money off it yet? Cause after all, that's what GFY is all about isn't it?

;)

J.

A crowd of "super smart" farmers from Kansas, Cleveland and other worth places :1orglaugh

I think they should do it this Sunday.:thumbsup :helpme :thumbsup

But that won't just be the same without all the third world wanna-bes!

I got paid for my sig a month ago and not per impression. I didn't sell my sig for this month, just putting my own program in there. I'm just being myself.

I don't know how many farmers you will find in Cleveland...